Maybe I will make this its own thread. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks, Mansfield (Ohio) News Journal!
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Police calls: Girl takes 77-year-old woman's $10, brings no groceries
600 block of Johns Avenue, Mansfield -- A 77-year-old female told police she agreed to give a girl $10 to go to the store for her Wednesday. The girl never returned with the money or the groceries.
Floral Gardens, 74 Lexington Ave., Mansfield -- An employee reported a 51-year-old woman sitting by the building Tuesday morning. Police charged the woman with intoxication.
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Mansfield -- Forty-year-old Richard Homhik of 889 Woodville Road, No. 30, was arrested on two felony passing bad checks warrants Tuesday morning.
UMADAOP, 406 Bowman St., Mansfield -- Three metal locks, worth $100, were cut at the vacant property.
600 block of McPherson St., Mansfield -- Police were told a girl was sexually assaulted by a 51-year-old man.
600 block of Oak St., Mansfield -- A 23-year-old man reported Tuesday evening clothes, worth $75, and CDs, worth $36, were stolen.
300 block of Park Avenue West, Mansfield -- A 33-year-old woman told police Tuesday evening her boyfriend, a 45-year-old man, took a cell phone, worth $20, and two televisions, worth $200.
Mid-Ohio Heart Clinic, 680 Park Avenue West, Mansfield -- A 44-year-old woman reported Tuesday evening the theft of her rear license plates from her 2002 Chrysler Town and Country van.
200 block of North Brookwood Way, Mansfield -- A 52-year-old man said he loaned his car to a 21-year-old woman Wednesday but when she returned, his laptop was missing.
700 block of King Street, Mansfield -- A 27-year-old man said a Ford Focus parked on the street Wednesday was missing.
Duke and Duchess, 1020 National Parkway, Mansfield -- A cashier reported gas worth $11.02 was not paid for.
Minnich Manufacturing, 277 N. Main St., Mansfield -- Three vending machines were reported damaged at the business Tuesday morning.