US Geography jokes (live, bus, moving)

[pch1013]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lw8ADKeaOM

[Tusco]

To the world, a yankee is an American,
to Americans, a yankee is a northerner,
to northerners, a yankee is a Northeasterner,
to Northeasterners, a yankee is a New Englander,
to New Englanders, a yankee is a Vermonter,
to Vermonters, a yankee is someone who eats pie for breakfast.

[1greatcity]

Wow! A 6 1/2 year thread bump! Is it a record?
Ok, I’ll help revive the discussion.

What’s the capital of Alaska?
Oh c’mon, Juneau this.

[saybanana]

What do you get when you drop a round waffle on the beach?
San Diego (sandy eggo)

[Corey the Otter]

Where did Fargo?

North Dakota

[1greatcity]

Why did the man flee to Canada?
It was the only place Toronto.

[masssachoicetts]

Originally Posted by Tusco

To the world, a yankee is an American,
to Americans, a yankee is a northerner,
to northerners, a yankee is a Northeasterner,
to Northeasterners, a yankee is a New Englander,
to New Englanders, a yankee is a Vermonter,
to Vermonters, a yankee is someone who eats pie for breakfast.

To Bostonians, a Yankee is a New York Yankee fan.

[saybanana]

Why did the blind man drive his car into Pike Place Market?
Because he could not Seattle. see at all.

[1greatcity]

Duluth is a nice city, but the lake is Superior.

[SonnyDaze]

I knew someone in need of an organ transplant.

I introduced them to someone who just moved into town from Portland.