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Old 06-22-2012, 08:00 PM
 
Location: The heart of Cascadia
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I'll bite.

What do you call a city without mini apples?

Mini-apple-less.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:45 PM
 
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What did Delaware?


Her New Jersey.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:56 PM
 
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What did Delaware?


Her New Jersey.
I though the question was "If Mississippi wears her new Jersey, what does Delaware?" And the answer is "I don't know, Alaska." (Or in some versions, "Idaho, Alaska".)
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:05 PM
 
Location: Minneapolis (St. Louis Park)
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what's a "laska" though?
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:08 PM
 
Location: The canyon (with my pistols and knife)
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:09 PM
 
Location: Kingston, ON
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It was the dust from Portland Ore that made Seattle Wash.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:14 PM
 
Location: Minneapolis (St. Louis Park)
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Wisconsin had sex with Iowa's wife in Michigan's Colorado!

.......I'm hoping somebody who's loaded thinks that's funny or real!
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:41 PM
 
Location: Paradise
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Vancouver not BC, Washington not DC.

(A quip used by those from Vancouver WA)
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Old 06-23-2012, 07:43 AM
 
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what's a "laska" though?
Alaska = I'll ask her.
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Old 06-24-2012, 04:25 AM
 
Location: Bel Air, California
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What did Mississippi?

A Minnesoda.

(work with me on this)
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