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08-09-2013, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by njmom66
FUN!
NJ is my home...
New York -- my loud and flashy cousin...but you do have a gentle nature side that is rarely talked about. Plus, keeps your pets (residents) in your own yard please.
Pennsylvania -- the brother who thinks he is better then you. But he's not 
Delaware -- the quiet gentle sister that doesn't bother anyone...  |
Wow, spot on. |
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08-09-2013, 02:33 PM
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Location: Brew City
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I'm in Montana
Idaho - Crazy survivalist cousin who has a conspiracy theory that Uncle Sam is out to get him.
Wyoming - Bi-polar uncle. Can be classy and the star of the show one day and 'barely there' the next.
South Dakota - Little brother that we used to have a lot in common but has now found his own path. Similar, yet different.
North Dakota - Way older brother. Forgot about him when he went away for a long time but is now back and is WILD. He's really into his tough guy image. He frequents the red light district on a regular basis.
Alberta - Cool big sister. A little bit country, a little bit cosmopolitan. Drives fast.
British Columbia - Hippy cousin. Always fun to go visit but he doesn't live in reality.
Saskatchewan - Little step brother that we don't know very well because he lives with his mom and rarely comes to visit. When he does, we talk hockey or ranching because that's all we know about each other.
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08-09-2013, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by citylove101
New York
Connecticut: The rich, cultured, well-mannered uncle everybody thinks is damn near perfect because he usually manages to keep the skeletons in the family clost safely locked away. Usually. But not always.
New Jersey: The ditzy, bipolar older sister who wants to be Auntie Mame, but doesn't quite have the style, the instincts, (or sometimes the cash) to pull it off.
Pennsylvania: The whiny, resentful youngest child who thinks everyone else in the family gets more attention than he does, even though he knows deep down that they've done more to deserve it.
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For the Record, Both Massachusetts and Vermont (RI if you count Maritime borders) also Border NYS |
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08-09-2013, 03:41 PM
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Location: San Francisco
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Originally Posted by btownboss4
For the Record, Both Massachusetts and Vermont (RI if you count Maritime borders) also Border NYS
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... as do Ontario and Québec. |
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08-09-2013, 04:01 PM
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Location: Tennessee
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Originally Posted by Neworleansisprettygood
So I had this idea for a thread...
I'll do mine (Louisiana):
Texas: Your rich, morbidly obese uncle, who's always lecturing you on what you should be doing with your life
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According to a 2006 Homeland Security report, your "morbidly obese lecturing Texas uncle" took in 400,000 Hurricane Katrina evacuees from New Orleans who initially sought refuge in Texas seeking food, shelter and medical care. So, maybe you should rethink the ungrateful name calling... and I'm not even from Texas.  |
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08-09-2013, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by pch1013
Oregon: the stoner little brother who is educated and kind, but not very productive.
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Hey man, we're just taking it easy after last weekend's beer fest, and getting some rest before next weekend's two separate beer fests... |
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08-09-2013, 04:40 PM
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Location: New Orleans
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Originally Posted by LauraC
According to a 2006 Homeland Security report, your "morbidly obese lecturing Texas uncle" took in 400,000 Hurricane Katrina evacuees from New Orleans who initially sought refuge in Texas seeking food, shelter and medical care. So, maybe you should rethink the ungrateful name calling... and I'm not even from Texas. |
Yes, and we were all made to understand that a Texan's graciousness is a gift from God, not simply the actions of people helping out their neighbors.
I guess Tennessee is Texas' ex-wife. |
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08-09-2013, 04:42 PM
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Location: northern Vermont - previously NM, WA, & MA
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Originally Posted by LauraC
According to a 2006 Homeland Security report, your "morbidly obese lecturing Texas uncle" took in 400,000 Hurricane Katrina evacuees from New Orleans who initially sought refuge in Texas seeking food, shelter and medical care. So, maybe you should rethink the ungrateful name calling... and I'm not even from Texas. |
Lighten up, this is an imagitive and humorous thread where any state is fair game and not for serious Sallys. If you can't appreciate that or you're that easily offended then clearly this thread is not for you.
Last edited by Champ le monstre du lac; 08-09-2013 at 04:51 PM..
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08-09-2013, 05:31 PM
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Location: OKIE-Ville
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Originally Posted by Neworleansisprettygood
Yes, and we were all made to understand that a Texan's graciousness is a gift from God, not simply the actions of people helping out their neighbors.
I guess Tennessee is Texas' ex-wife.
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Now I don't care who you are or where you're from, that's funny right there! |
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08-09-2013, 05:37 PM
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Location: Hell, Arizona
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California: The uncle who has everything and likes to rub it in. However, he still can't seem to manage his finances properly.
Nevada: The distant uncle who is just there. He doesn't cause any problems. However he can throw some killer parties.
Utah: The cousins with the huge family. They have the picture perfect suburbia lifestyle of minivans and soccer practice.
New Mexico: Like Nevada. Minus the parties. No one talks about New Mexico, or even visits. NM might be pretty lonely.
Colorado: Our stoner neighbor. Not really related to us because we're too different. However, the mountains are shweet.
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