If cities were animals, what would they be? (living, move to)

[CMDallas]

NYC- A Pigeon because they have lots of them

Los Angeles- A Rattle Snake...cause they have them nearby.

Chicago- A Hawk...I don't know why

Houston- a Crane...cause it is sort of swampy...and you see them in the swamp...the white birds...with long legs

Austin- A Dwarf isn't an animal...but haha...I don't know why.

Philly-A bear...once again IDK

Phoenix- A phoenix...

San Antonio- An Armadillo

San Diego- a Saber tooth tiger, mainly because of the movie 'Ice Age' where there is a saber tooth tiger named Diego...

Dallas-A Elephant ...IDK why....

San Jose- a Hose....LOL...not an animal...maybe one of those silly flower play hose things...they seem alive...especially when they spray you.

Seattle- A Horse...because Seattle sounds like Saddle, and you put Saddles on Horses...LOL

St. Louis- Fish, IDK why

New Orleans- a French Person...a most exotic animal...LOL JKJKJK...really...an Alligator...cause they have alligators!

Miami-an Iguana...IDK why

Boston- A dove...idk why

Memphis- a golden retriever... idk why

Detroit- a space craft ship... not really sure why...not really an animal either

Portland- uhh...a mouse...

San Fran- an Rabbit...LOL

Cleveland- A Hamster

Atlanta- a Cat

Baltimore- a Dog, probably cause of some movie with the little sick kids and the dogs have to get medicine in Alaska or something

Honolulu- the Volcano god? LOL

Anchorage- a Whale

Minneapolis- a Shark

Denver- Mountain Lion

Tuscon- uhh a Cactus?

Charlotte- a Spider, main because of that movie called 'Charlotte's web'

Nashville- a lizard

El Paso- A scorpion

Jacksonville- A dolphin

Cincinnati- a tent worm...LOL

OKC- a Chicken

Des Moines- Ground Beef LOL?

Washington DC- a sponge, because when you wash you use a sponge...wash the word washing is in Washington DC

Scranton- A caterpillar *cough*... idk why...

I tried to get everyone... am I missing someone major?

[SteelCityRising]

Originally Posted by Steve-o

Well, genius, if youd look back to the first page, you can see who started the whole thing. No Chicagoans thumbed their noses at anyone on this thread, nor would there be any reason too. People can respond back, but calling Chicagoans "jerks" gave me enough reason to respond. Comprende?

Being called a person of superior intelllect by the second-most read person on this forum? Has my cup runneth over?

For the record, even if Go Ne, metro223, or one of the others "started" THIS ROUND, you and a few other fellow ChicagoLanders are certainly just as guilty of initiating many other conflicts in other threads.

Comprende? Si. Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[Raphael07]

Originally Posted by Steve-o

Yes, we cannot handle verbal abuse from superior Nebraskans, therefore we will bow our heads in shame, tuck tail and run.

I never implied we were superior, and, look where the other people who are helping me are from. I don't think Scranton, Pennsylvania (which obviously the best city in the Eastern United States) is in Nebraska. Neither are Philadelphia, Seattle, or St. Louis.

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by Go Ne

Scranton, Pennsylvania (which obviously the best city in the Eastern United States)

Wow, your lips are getting more brown by the second.

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by ScranBarre

Being called a person of superior intelllect by the second-most read person on this forum? Has my cup runneth over?

For the record, even if Go Ne, metro223, or one of the others "started" THIS ROUND, you and a few other fellow ChicagoLanders are certainly just as guilty of initiating many other conflicts in other threads.

Comprende? Si. Yo quiero Taco Bell!

What happened to the "SWB"?

[StuckPA]

Originally Posted by CMDallas

Philly-A bear...once again IDK

Maybe because most guys in PA look and act like bears,lol.

[coldwine]

I think of Chicago as an arachnid of some sort. It's in a dark place where the sun rarely shines, it's usually wearing dark 'clothing' and it looks small until it's poisoned you and is trying to eat your brains out. Oh, and the never ending political games. Webs upon webs upon webs.

I think of NYC like a zebra. Black and white clothes that it's constantly convincing the rest of the nation are really in style

[Steve-o]

Originally Posted by coldwine

It's in a dark place where the sun rarely shines,

Since when was Chicago in the PacNW?

[TheWereRabbit]

Originally Posted by CMDallas

NYC- A Pigeon because they have lots of them

Los Angeles- A Rattle Snake...cause they have them nearby.

Chicago- A Hawk...I don't know why

Houston- a Crane...cause it is sort of swampy...and you see them in the swamp...the white birds...with long legs

Austin- A Dwarf isn't an animal...but haha...I don't know why.

Philly-A bear...once again IDK

Phoenix- A phoenix...

San Antonio- An Armadillo

San Diego- a Saber tooth tiger, mainly because of the movie 'Ice Age' where there is a saber tooth tiger named Diego...

Dallas-A Elephant ...IDK why....

San Jose- a Hose....LOL...not an animal...maybe one of those silly flower play hose things...they seem alive...especially when they spray you.

Seattle- A Horse...because Seattle sounds like Saddle, and you put Saddles on Horses...LOL

St. Louis- Fish, IDK why

New Orleans- a French Person...a most exotic animal...LOL JKJKJK...really...an Alligator...cause they have alligators!

Miami-an Iguana...IDK why

Boston- A dove...idk why

Memphis- a golden retriever... idk why

Detroit- a space craft ship... not really sure why...not really an animal either

Portland- uhh...a mouse...

San Fran- an Rabbit...LOL

Cleveland- A Hamster

Atlanta- a Cat

Baltimore- a Dog, probably cause of some movie with the little sick kids and the dogs have to get medicine in Alaska or something

Honolulu- the Volcano god? LOL

Anchorage- a Whale

Minneapolis- a Shark

Denver- Mountain Lion

Tuscon- uhh a Cactus?

Charlotte- a Spider, main because of that movie called 'Charlotte's web'

Nashville- a lizard

El Paso- A scorpion

Jacksonville- A dolphin

Cincinnati- a tent worm...LOL

OKC- a Chicken

Des Moines- Ground Beef LOL?

Washington DC- a sponge, because when you wash you use a sponge...wash the word washing is in Washington DC

Scranton- A caterpillar *cough*... idk why...

I tried to get everyone... am I missing someone major?

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!

[rgb123]

I'm from Chicago...please refrain from putting us all in the same boat. Sometimes my fellow Chicagoans embarrass me.

They wonder why Wisconsin people hate us....