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Old 07-14-2008, 08:50 PM
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Found this and thought i should post it.

For my fellow Hampton Roads residents. Enjoy

1- You can name at least three of Mike Joynes' law partners.
2- You can finish the "Beach Ford" song…
3- You know that 64 West in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" />Chesapeake is actually going east.
4- Virginia Beach is "Va Beach" unless you actually live there...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />
5- You know that "Hampton Roads" aren't actual roads.
6- You don't go to the beach every day.
7- You don't want to go to the beach every day.
8- You know which beaches to avoid, unlike the tourists.
9- You believe that Meyera Oberndorf will be the mayor of Virginia Beach for all time.
10- Little Neck and Great Neck are not locations on Long Island.
11- Little Neck Creek is not on Little Neck.
12- Any westbound trip you've ever made involves at least one tunnel.
13- You can name at least three underwater tunnels within a twenty mile radius of your home. Extra points if you can name all five.
14- One of your Adopt-A-School partners in elementary school was a U.S. Navy vessel.
15- You can say "Norfolk" while sounding neither obscene nor incorrect.
16- You don't stop and look skyward when aircraft fly over.
17- You've seen Rudy Boesch in the Farm Fresh.
18- You've seen Pat Robertson in the Farm Fresh.
19- You've seen The Neptunes in the Farm Fresh.
20- You've seen Timbaland in the Farm Fresh.
21- You've seen Missy Elliott in the Farm Fresh.
22- You even know what a Food Lion is.
23- You know which parts of each city to stay out of.
24- Sometimes the cities just blur into one big metropolis.
25- Sorry, I meant "suburb."
26- You've been to more minor-league sports games than major-league. (More points if you can name three Hampton Roads minor-league teams)
27- You know that on-base purchases have no sales tax. (Further points if you can name four military installations in the area)
28- Newport News is not a catalog, it is a city.
29- It's Hampton, not The Hamptons.
30- It's not a peninsula, it's the Peninsula. With a capital P.
31- You can name all the I-64 spurs.
32- It's not Portsmouth, it's P-town.
33- It's not Virginia Beach Boulevard, it's just The Boulevard.
34- The Strip isn't a nudie bar, it's a tourist trap.
35- To you, Scope isn't just mouthwash.
36- The Boathouse doesn't actually dock any boats.
37- You've been to the 17th Street Surf Shop.
38- No, the real one.
39- You know what WRV, Hotline, Roxy, Billabong, and Quiksilver are.
40- You've ever heard "South Side" by Moby while actually on the Southside.
41- You know Dam Neck and Birdneck aren't necks of any kind.
42- You use Cox Cable and refer to Cox High School without even snickering.
43- You know Mount Trashmore is a real place, not a joke.
44- You don't mind the jet noise.
45- You don't slow down in the tunnel, because it's not a big deal. Stupid out-of-towners.
46- Walking up hills causes an instant asthma attack.
47- While away from home, you can identify a fellow HR resident by their being the only one in a 17th Street shirt and flip flops. In December.
48- You can go surfing and strawberry-pickin' in the same day.
49- The left lane is not the passing lane, it is the only lane.
50- You know what Rita's Italian Ice is.
51- You have friends at three other high schools, minimum.
52- Jimmy Buffet is a regular fixture at parties and social events.
53- A hermit crab is a legitimate pet.
54- You know not to bring your golf clubs to the Tidewater Country Club.
55- No, it's a city. Not a county.
56- It's normal for seven cities to be linked in almost every conceivable way.
57- Your city is 20 miles long but only 3 miles wide.
58- You can leave town for years at a time to find the same sections of road still under construction.
59- Base/shipyard traffic is one of the most dehumanizing experiences you can think of.
60- You have to adopt a surrogate professional sports team because you live in the largest metropolitan area without a single one.
61- It's Seven Five Seven, not Seven Fifty-Seven.
62- An inch of snow closes everything down.
63- 3 inches is a blizzard.
64- You've been due for a "Major Hurricane" for about 15 years.
65- Earthquakes? Pardon?
66- Your region is having an identity crisis: Hampton Roads? Greater Norfolk? Tidewater? Norfolk-Virginia Beach-Newport News?
67- At least 75 mph on the interstate: It's not just a good idea, it's the law. If you want to survive.
68- You know who the Norwegian Lady is.
69- No, you can't walk to the beach. Moron.
70- You block the box.
71- You didn't immediately respond to 70 with "What?"
72- The pedestrians are only at the beach.
73- You've seen Jamestown, Williamsburg, Yorktown, and First Landing. And don't think it's that big of a deal.
74- During Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, instead of saying "Too bad for him," you say "That guy was in my gym class!"
75- You can see another 7-11 from the 7-11 you're currently at.
76- You can't afford Nordstrom. But you have one.
77- Why shop at Gap and Old Navy when you have Walmart, Target, and Payless?
78- MacArthur was not only a brilliant general, but a fine shopping establishment.
79- Bridges go over water, not land.
80- Tagalog is a language, and you might know a few words, if not speak fluently.
81- You know not to swim at Buckroe Beach.
82- You know Jefferson Park is not a real park.
83- You don't laugh when you hear "Rip Rap Road."
84- You hear "downtown" and immediately think of some other city.
85- You have to specify which Lynnhaven, Princess Anne, or Kempsville Road you're referring to.
86- You have to go to DC to see any of the big-name concerts because you live in the largest demographic cul-de-sac in the United States.
87- You can name all the HR cities.
88- You don't know what the big deal about lacrosse is.
89- Nor do you know what the big deal about ice hockey is. Rhinos? Who?
90- You know that Norfolk International Airport isn't really an international airport.
91- Newport News/Williamsburg International Airport never even enters your mind.
92- No, you're not hallucinating. Those are mermaids.
93- You've attended the Neptune Festival without being pagan.
94- You're still wearing sandals in November.
95- You're a Republican.
96- You know the real reason we haven't been hit by a hurricane in the last several years is because of Pat Robertson. Emphatically cough here for emphasis.
97- You've ever wonder how many fish and crabs PETA killed building their new headquarters on the banks of the beautiful Elizabeth River.
98- You had a nickel for every OBX sticker you saw on the road, you'd be a rich man by now.
99- You're tired of there being no respect for your home.
100- You know that it all started here.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:22 PM
Location: Arkansas
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Too funny!
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:39 AM
Location: Run-down tree house in Virginia Beach
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I got about 75% of these... What have you people done to me.

BTW, I returned to WV this past weekend and I had to slow down going around the mountains... Before, I could take a 90 degree turn at 65, now I slow to 40. Now I'll never be a Nascar driver. D:
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:23 PM
Location: Va Beach
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94- You're still wearing sandals in November.

This is a true freedom of Hampton Roads!
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:59 AM
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Haha...I was clueless the whole time! I move there in about 3 weeks...hopefully I'll know all of those things before too long!
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:18 AM
Location: Virginia Beach
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I am getting there. I recognized a lot of them! I've been here for almost 3 years!
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:45 PM
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haha, some of those were good. The one about not slowing down at the tunnel and pronouncing Norfolk properly made me chuckle because it's totally true.

But, I am NOT a Republican


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Old 09-27-2008, 08:59 PM
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LOL!! Great list!

33 got me. Have not heard that one yet.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:07 PM
Location: Beautiful place in Virginia
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No mention of Tommy and Rumble? I have all of their crazy CDs when I used to live there.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:24 AM
Location: Charlotte, NC
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I never wore a flip-flop in my life till I moved there and now wonder why I didn't. Had no idea what OBX was, either.

Now, I understand most of the stuff on your post and have to chuckle. The best part is the one about the tunnels! Come on folks!!! You aren't going to drown if you drive in there.

BTW---Newport News IS a catalog, and is part of "Spiegel Brands" and is in Newport News. That's how it got it's name.
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