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WHEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED OF GOING TO THE MAINLAND!!!! This is serious stuff!!!! Haven't been over there since 1998, have been off Maui only once since my last mainland trip, AND I'M GOIN NEXT WEEK!!!!! I have actually spent the last few minutes trying to put on a pair of decent shoes!!!! Damned feet have gone native on me!!!!!!!! they used to be kind of narrow!! Now??? WAWAE NUI!!!!!!!!!! MY TOES ARE SUFFERING FROM CLAUSTROPHOBIA. POOR MANAMANAWAWAE IKI IS SCREAMING,, "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" Now, all I have to do is find a jacket.................relax,,,,,,calm down,,,,,,,,,,,you can do this.............................. looks like a job for okolehao and awa juice........does everybody over there always look pee'd off about something?? As I recall, they,,, mainland people, always look at strangers like they just farted or something???? find a decent pair of pants,,,,,,, perhaps a belt? come on now,,,, you used to dress like this........... perhaps a necktie???? naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... maybe the Christmas Aloha shirt? Santa and the dolphins???????? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was safe
manamanawawae iki= little toe
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII=auwe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to man-up. Dig down deep and re-find your cohonies!
Location: Was in Western New York but now in Hilo Hawaii
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I'm thinking that the real problem is that all the car horns on the mainland has put him into a PSTD state and he can't remember how to get his shoes untied and off! If there is anyone on Maui that can go over to his house and OPEN 6 CANS of BEER under his nose this might pull him out of the trance that he has fell into!
Location: not sure, but there's a hell of a lot of water around here!
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Rumor has it he was da only guy at SFO wearin da rubbah slippahs an all da haoles was staring at his wawae lie he juss wen faht or somtin!!! True,,, I was der! An dis haole local boy ain evah doin shoes again! Still stay apologizin to da toes fo da claustrophobic kine stuff.... O well, no can help....... If I could bottle,,, uuuurrrrpppp, scuze me,,, that feeling I get seeing Honolulu City lights comin up from da plane when been gone for a bit,,, know wat? mo bettah dan awa!!
Aloha an,,, uuuurrrrpppp, scuze me, okolemaluna.... My folks, God bless em,, set da thermostat at 60 fo da night,,, evry night!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!! WHATS UP WIT DAT!!!!!! AN JUST WHAT DA HECK IS ONE TERMOSTAT??????????
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