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Location: not sure, but there's a hell of a lot of water around here!
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WHEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED OF GOING TO THE MAINLAND!!!! This is serious stuff!!!! Haven't been over there since 1998, have been off Maui only once since my last mainland trip, AND I'M GOIN NEXT WEEK!!!!! I have actually spent the last few minutes trying to put on a pair of decent shoes!!!! Damned feet have gone native on me!!!!!!!! they used to be kind of narrow!! Now??? WAWAE NUI!!!!!!!!!! MY TOES ARE SUFFERING FROM CLAUSTROPHOBIA. POOR MANAMANAWAWAE IKI IS SCREAMING,, "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" Now, all I have to do is find a jacket.................relax,,,,,,calm down,,,,,,,,,,,you can do this.............................. looks like a job for okolehao and awa juice........does everybody over there always look pee'd off about something?? As I recall, they,,, mainland people, always look at strangers like they just farted or something???? find a decent pair of pants,,,,,,, perhaps a belt? come on now,,,, you used to dress like this........... perhaps a necktie???? naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... maybe the Christmas Aloha shirt? Santa and the dolphins???????? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was safe
manamanawawae iki= little toe
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII=auwe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Location: Big Island- Hawaii, AK, WA where the whales are!
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hahahaha to junjohann it is your payback for always expected the newibies to you. Yes I appreciate you , all your posting am not a hate monger as the rest. You are going back to mainland ?, pratctice with shoes, your gonna be miseralbe just deal with it. If it is a hoke good one!! Goood luck and why the helL? you go the mainland after this much time>>>?????
"As I recall, they,,, mainland people, always look at strangers like they just farted or something????"
Aww, JJ, They're not all like that. Just the edges. The middle's nice and soft, just like a marshmallow. Skip LA and go someplace nice, like Minnesota. They'll treat you right.
LOL!! My daughter just flew to California w/ fiance and her daughter to meet his family and spend a couple of weeks out there. She texted me with "YIKES! I 'M ON A FREEWAY!" Granddaughter just called too, I said how are you! she said "COLD"!
WHEN YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED OF GOING TO THE MAINLAND!!!! This is serious stuff!!!! Haven't been over there since 1998, have been off Maui only once since my last mainland trip, AND I'M GOIN NEXT WEEK!!!!! I have actually spent the last few minutes trying to put on a pair of decent shoes!!!! Damned feet have gone native on me!!!!!!!! they used to be kind of narrow!! Now??? WAWAE NUI!!!!!!!!!! MY TOES ARE SUFFERING FROM CLAUSTROPHOBIA. POOR MANAMANAWAWAE IKI IS SCREAMING,, "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!" Now, all I have to do is find a jacket.................relax,,,,,,calm down,,,,,,,,,,,you can do this.............................. looks like a job for okolehao and awa juice........does everybody over there always look pee'd off about something?? As I recall, they,,, mainland people, always look at strangers like they just farted or something???? find a decent pair of pants,,,,,,, perhaps a belt? come on now,,,, you used to dress like this........... perhaps a necktie???? naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... maybe the Christmas Aloha shirt? Santa and the dolphins???????? AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was safe
manamanawawae iki= little toe
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII=auwe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time I flew to the east coast, I landed in TN in an ice storm. I had, luckily, brought shoes to change after getting off the plane. My parents greeted me with a coat I hadn't worn in years. Going back....ain't easy!!
Hope you can post for us along the way on your trip! Safe travels and happy holidays!
Hahaha. I remember when I'd been living in Kealakekua for more than two years (I hadn't even been to Honolulu in that time), and my boss decided to send me over to "town". I got to the Honolulu airport and had to get on the escalator to go get my bags. I freaked. Back then we only had one stoplight on the Big Island. Then, like a dummy, I decide to go to a movie. Hadn't been to one in years either. I chose -- are you ready for this - Apocalypse Now! After NO movies for years and none of the city noise that diminishes the senses, I wind up sitting in the front row of a movie house while the Viet Nam war rages over me. I was numb when I walked out.
When on the mainland you go to the home improvement store looking for blue traps in the roofing supply section.
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