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Oh, naive woman, if you think a taser in the groin will deter a man of medicine, you just don't understand the way men's minds work!
-lying on the floor, laughing hysterically-
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! Thats the way a lust-filled male mind works, dontcha know?
Especially after the added taser stimulation!
-lying on the floor, laughing hysterically-
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! Thats the way a lust-filled male mind works, dontcha know?
Especially after the added taser stimulation!
LOL!!!
This is awful, I'm not going to be able to keep a straight face today at the doctors office now. Hmm, maybe I should put on some thigh high stockings and garter belt. A nice lacy thong and sheer lace bra to match and then wear some sexy little dress w/ a low cut front. I mean, if I'm going to get the man that excited by seeing a 4" incision on my boobie........ I might as well go all out.
This is awful, I'm not going to be able to keep a straight face today at the doctors office now. Hmm, maybe I should put on some thigh high stockings and garter belt. A nice lacy thong and sheer lace bra to match and then wear some sexy little dress w/ a low cut front. I mean, if I'm going to get the man that excited by seeing a 4" incision on my boobie........ I might as well go all out.
I think I would just about die laughing if you really did this.
Put a little heart tattoo on your other boob, red lipstick...false eyelashes...just a little too much perfume...and then suck on a lollipop...be sure to flip your tousled hair provocatively from time to time.
I think I would just about die laughing if you really did this.
Put a little heart tattoo on your other boob, red lipstick...false eyelashes...just a little too much perfume...and then suck on a lollipop...be sure to flip your tousled hair provocatively from time to time.
Let's see...was there a cliche I missed...?
I think you nailed them all........maybe she should bring up in conversation the fact that shes just a "poor, helpless woman"........
I think you should take a copy of this thread for the folks at the doctors office - will probably make their day!
I still have angry 30 years old memories of someone coming out to my car at a rest stop telling me I could not nurse my baby in my own car and had to go inside and use the bathroom. I actually told them they could call the police on me.
It is not like I was swinging my boobs all over the place and I always covered with a receiving blanket, but good grief, the baby was hungry and there was no way I was going to stand in a dirty women's room to feed her just because someone was offended. We did move the car. I was not going to have my baby out of her carseat in a moving car so as not to offend someone.
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On a more militant note I had a friend have a simlar encounter at a restaurant and SHE whipped it out and said to the man who complained and was staring at her "its like cream and sugar all in one...want some for your coffee?'"
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Oh you puritans, lest ye complain more....women have been nursing babies in public since the dawn of time; it has only been in the last century that "modesty" for this has ocurred and I think, pretty much, only in the USA. Funny - the whole reason we have the darned things in the first place.
It is not like I was swinging my boobs all over the place and I always covered with a receiving blanket, but good grief, the baby was hungry and there was no way I was going to stand in a dirty women's room to feed her just because someone was offended. We did move the car. I was not going to have my baby out of her carseat in a moving car so as not to offend someone.
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On a more militant note I had a friend have a simlar encounter at a restaurant and SHE whipped it out and said to the man who complained and was staring at her "its like cream and sugar all in one...want some for your coffee?'"
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Those must be some mighty boobies.
Considering the method of extraction, shouldn't she have offered him 'whipped cream'?
I leave this thread for 2 days and you naughty people have made it hilarious
As my brilliant, funny father said........"When there is no intellect to appeal to, run them outta the room with razor-sharp humor. They still wont get it, but it makes them MIGHTY uncomfortable."
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I mean, if I'm going to get the man that excited by seeing a 4" incision on my boobie........ I might as well go all out. 
