No food or water for SEVENTY years (buying, 2013, walking)

[no kudzu]

Amazing.

A Man Claims to Have Not Eaten or Drank Any Liquids For 70 Years. Science Examines Him | Collective-Evolution

Then there's this

http://skepdic.com/skeptimedia/skeptimedia90.html

[jambo101]

70 years with no food or water sounds scientifically impossible.
The second link has a credible story in the debunking of this character.

[cb at sea]

Lol...and I believe the Clintons have only goodness and rainbows in their heart!

[AnonChick]

The guy in the article forgot to tell the secret behind how he accomplished such a feat: He purchased the bridge I sold him, 40 years ago stood beneath the land-post on the EAST side, for the first full moon of each quarter of the year, and recited Hail Mary while walking counter-clockwise around the land-post at a rate of exactly 1.4mph, until dawn.

I have a few of those bridges available by the way, feel free to DM me if you're interested in buying one. Most of them are located in Brooklyn.