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Originally Posted by Nov3
Hey! Get some fashion hearing aides too since common sense is not listen too either .
In a comical way I'm insulted that you wish to wear frames ..it gives the image that you do have a vision impairment. Misleading.
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That's a good idea. Hearing aids for people who aren't hearing impaired. Or the classic style with a twisted cord that plugs in a metal volume box that you tuck into your shirt pocket. And let's not forget the memorable antique hearing horn. No batteries needed. Just hold the bulky horn up to your ear and yell, "
Eh? Whud ya say Sonny? I cain't hear ya! Speak a little louder!" These items will make great fashion statement for those waiting to impress other people.
While you at it, why not go all out and add some fake teef? Dr. Bukk (online) carries a good variety of revolting rotten styles that'll make a great impression. People will quickly step away to avoid you, certain you've got the breath of a dragon. Just slip them on over your natural teef and yer good to go. No one will be the wiser. They'd go great with those glasses frame. For the best bargain in glasses frames, I'd recommend checking at Walmart or the Dollar Store for low cost reading glasses. Just pop out those plastic lenses. And to really add flair to the style, wear a white shirt, pants that rise above the belly with a pair of suspenders, and a scuffed pair of over-sized muddy brown boots to tuck in the pant legs.
If a person is going to make an impression, might just as well go for the full ensemble.
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