Smart Toilets Will Monitor Your Health (break, machine, problem, better)

[Vf6cruiser]

There's a 19 year old Nigerian sitting in a library figuring out how to hack your toilet as we type...........

[Travelassie]

Originally Posted by Vf6cruiser

There's a 19 year old Nigerian sitting in a library figuring out how to hack your toilet as we type...........

Holy CHIT!!!!!!!

[jacqueg]

Originally Posted by Travelassie

Holy CHIT!!!!!!!

Then your toilet's gonna try to convince you to clean out your bank account and wire the money to a swiss bank account.

[artillery77]

People already have smart toilets....they just don't know it. Try it out. I don't know about ladies, but guys, the next time you do what we do, just relax and see what you see:



1. I see an advertisement or pastel or white wall. You are well. You are using the bathroom.

2. I see my toilet bowl down there. You are messy.

3. I see a toilet bowl very closely. You are not well. You are throwing up. Finish and go drink water.

[Eumaois]

Originally Posted by Vf6cruiser

There's a 19 year old Nigerian sitting in a library figuring out how to hack your toilet as we type...........

Which library?

[Sand&Salt]

Originally Posted by Vf6cruiser

There's a 19 year old Nigerian sitting in a library figuring out how to hack your toilet as we type...........

Most hilarious post of the day.

Probably cuz there's an element of truth to it----

But all that tech in a toilet sounds like a cleaning nightmare to me.

[gypsychic]

I prefer a dumb toilet - same as I prefer dumb appliances, which are pretty much impossible to get anymore.

[Travelassie]

Originally Posted by gypsychic

I prefer a dumb toilet - same as I prefer dumb appliances, which are pretty much impossible to get anymore.

Me too. I hate it when an inanimate object tries to run my life.

[Disgustedman]

Toilet "OK Bob, it looks like your lipids are good and the Cholesterol is going down and wait, oh wait no! No! OMG, now you blast a dookie!! And we TOLD you to stay away from Benny's dry cleaning and taco stand!"

Man "What about my GF Sisan?"

Toilet "She's going to be toast the way she's drinking"

Man "She said she quit"

Toilet "When she's dead she will, which should be in a year or less. I suggest buying insurance and a burial plot now. May I contact a mortuary for you?"

[Trekker99]

Toilet:
"Well, Bob, your results indicate a poor diet again this month. I'll be contacting the grocery store to revoke and cancel any purchase attempts you make for ice cream, potato chips, and beer.

Oh, and future purchases will be restricted from now on to fruit, veggies, and skinless/boneless chicken breasts. In addition, I have just linked in your results with your health care provider's database.

You'll be getting a notice for a premium increase until your results here improve.

Oh, and I just now electronically cancelled your Amazon Prime order for those Dove Chocolates - not good for you, Bob.

Have a nice day."