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Old 12-08-2019, 11:52 AM
 
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I must be one healthy *****. My husband is a prodigious gas passer!
So your delicate silent toots always emerge like a bouquet of heavenly scented roses or freshly baked cinnamon rolls?
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Old 12-08-2019, 12:04 PM
 
Location: Central IL
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So your delicate silent toots always emerge like a bouquet of heavenly scented roses or freshly baked cinnamon rolls?
The most prodigious gas-passers never believe that some people have little to no gas...manage to pass it silently and it rarely smells. They just can't believe it!

I've always wondered how people manage to hold back a fart in front of their boss but never their spouse or family. Instead family is supposed to feel good that they're all so "comfortable" with their bodies.
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Old 12-08-2019, 01:58 PM
 
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S*** smell can make me puke. It is very impolite and inconsiderate to let it blow in public. Hey go off somewhere out of the way and do it.


Talk about people who can't stand cigarette smoke smell but are tolerant with someone's s*** smell.
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Old 12-08-2019, 02:50 PM
 
Location: Erie, PA
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The most prodigious gas-passers never believe that some people have little to no gas...manage to pass it silently and it rarely smells. They just can't believe it!

I've always wondered how people manage to hold back a fart in front of their boss but never their spouse or family. Instead family is supposed to feel good that they're all so "comfortable" with their bodies.
That's true, lol.

I've found that cabbage, cauliflower, and beef are my three deadly foods when it comes to gas. I don't eat meat so I don't have to worry about beef anymore. I do love cauliflower but it doesn't love me so I avoid eating it when I know I have to be around others, ha ha. Oddly enough, beans don't bother me. I recall as a kid I never got that "beans, beans" jingle because they did not make me fart.

I wish I could be silent but never could master that one.

My boss is rarely around and I'm in management but work in an office/factory environment. When I feel the urge come on it's easy to go take a walk in the wide open aisles of the shop and blow off some steam so to speak. Bonus: the factory is stinky so nobody would notice it even if they did happen to walk up on me by surprise
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:09 PM
 
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During a family game of 'never have I ever'...

My brother revealed that he did hold the sheets over his spouse and let one toot! !!

We laughed so hard..

His wife said...yup! He did and she now gets up 10 minutes before him. She refuses to wake up to that smell again.
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:38 PM
 
Location: Floribama
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During a family game of 'never have I ever'...

My brother revealed that he did hold the sheets over his spouse and let one toot! !!

We laughed so hard..

His wife said...yup! He did and she now gets up 10 minutes before him. She refuses to wake up to that smell again.
I'm sure most people have seen this...

https://youtu.be/gDO9ohl2Smw
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:47 PM
 
Location: Location: Location
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Say this three times fast:

One smart fella he felt smart.
Two smart fellas they felt smart.
Three smart fellas, they all felt smart.
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Old 12-08-2019, 06:20 PM
 
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I'm sure most people have seen this...

https://youtu.be/gDO9ohl2Smw
I've never seen that before. Funny. Here's another old gem.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY
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Old 12-09-2019, 04:58 AM
 
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Since this is all so healthy, guess my idea for a catalytic converter adult diaper is a no go.
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Old 12-09-2019, 09:46 AM
 
Location: Kirkland, WA (Metro Seattle)
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Unfortunately, you don't have to contort yourself to smell it. It can reach your nose whether you want it to or not.
Keep in mind words of wisdom:

- He (or she) who smelt it, dealt it.
- A skunk smells its own hole first.
- What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It can cut through Superman's pants without tearing.
- What is the strongest thing in the world? A fart. It can clear out a crowded elevator.
- Smelling your own farts or the farts of others is called snarfing.
- There are people who are professional (medical) fart sniffers.
- A fetish known as eproctophilia - people who get turned on by the smell of farts.
- Bob Dylan wrote a song called, "Blowin' in the Wind". (Nothing to do with smelling farts though)
Thought there were medically trained dogs to stick their nose relatively close to a patient's nether regions, to screen for cancer.

I'd take that over a probing by Teddy Longfinger the Medical Tech any day of week. The dog barks, I'm done-for. Teddy says, "Uh oh, big fella" ...I may be just about to be asked out on a date.
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