Do You Look In The Toilet After Doing #2? (results, time, ears)

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by jbgusa

I was never so advised but do so anyway.

i know from working in a women's health clinic for instance, that bleeding after menopause is something that needs immediate attention and medical care.

[Futuremauian]

I do a quick check for blood or aliens, admire my handiwork, then push the remote-control button to activate my Brondell Swash bidet seat. A moment later, I give a blot, then flush, and walk away squeaky clean.
I also wash my hands.

[Deserterer]

I think posts about admiring one's feces should be moved to the mental health section.

[ndcairngorm]

Originally Posted by E-Twist

Backsplash - no thank you.

I hate the automatic flushing toilets some places have. The slightest movement can set some off. Then others won't flush when you stand up and you have to figure out where they've hidden the manual flush button.

A bit off topic on this thoroughly enjoyable and thought-provoking thread, which by the way, has so far given me two huge belly laughs to start the day so far, but anyhoo -

I also hate those automatic flushers. By the time you get your toilet seat liner or two long pieces of TP all arranged on the seat and get your clothes out of the way, the thing flushes automatically and you have to start all over again. Or, like you say, it NEVER flushes and you end up getting your hands all over all the buttons and light-sensors on the plumbing anyway looking for the flush. Ugh!

[allenk893]

Originally Posted by Deserterer

I think posts about admiring one's feces should be moved to the mental health section.

Our society seems to be deteriorating by the day.

[Charlie&Rose]

Originally Posted by allenk893

Our society seems to be deteriorating by the day.

I guess it is better to read about poop, then is about national news......oh wait, it`s the same thing.

[karlsch]

Originally Posted by prospectheightsresident

I saw this and immediately thought to ask if you live in Alaska. Looking through your post history, I see some activity in the Alaska forum, so wouldn't be shocked if so

When I lived Bethel, in the Alaska bush, the people who lived in the really remote areas used honey buckets, a 5-gallon bucket with a toilet seat placed in a closet with an automobile air-freshner hanging from a nail on the door.

[karlsch]

Not only do I always look, but as fishermen do with their catch, if it's one piece, I try to estimate the length of what I see.

Fishermen can talk about it afterward at the tavern, but I found that I can't. I tried it once and it didn't go over very well – to say the least.

Does anybody know if records are kept somewhere?

[ndcairngorm]

According to Rick Steves guiding a tour through Germany: German toilets are built differently so users can inspect the results every time. He showed several models that were indeed very strange looking, some of which didn't seem like the "results" would wash down very efficiently.