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Old 01-29-2010, 08:56 PM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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The bodies we currently inhabit are sadly in need of upgrades/redesigning after all these centuries.

How would you like to have your body redesigned, if at all possible?

Me? The biggest sounds of cursing you'll hear from me is when I have to go to the bathroom to urinate. Standing there for, what it seems like, to be an eternity to get those last stubborn drops to come out. Why should it take so long?
We're only here such a short time on this planet, and I don't even want to get out my calculator to calculate, cumulatively, how much time I've wasted with this maddening endeavor.

Poor design work, that's what I say. Wouldn't it be nice to sit down, and plunk! all the urine comes out your anus in one big splash! Wouldn't that be heaven!

And then once the body reaches a certain size, you don't need to feed it anymore with food.

Sorry, I'm in a hurry, father nature is calling once again!

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Old 01-29-2010, 09:14 PM
 
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:47 PM
 
Location: Tulsa, OK
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If you don't like the equipment God has given you as a male I suggest you look at the lines waiting to get in a ladies room at any event where there is a large attendance. I'll stick with standing.
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:52 PM
 
Location: Middle Tennessee
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If you don't like the equipment God has given you as a male I suggest you look at the lines waiting to get in a ladies room at any event where there is a large attendance. I'll stick with standing.
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Old 01-30-2010, 06:10 AM
 
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The bodies we currently inhabit are sadly in need of upgrades/redesigning after all these centuries.

How would you like to have your body redesigned, if at all possible?

Me? The biggest sounds of cursing you'll hear from me is when I have to go to the bathroom to urinate. Standing there for, what it seems like, to be an eternity to get those last stubborn drops to come out. Why should it take so long?
We're only here such a short time on this planet, and I don't even want to get out my calculator to calculate, cumulatively, how much time I've wasted with this maddening endeavor.
You might want to have a medical exam to check for an enlarged prostate. Seriously.
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Old 01-30-2010, 06:14 AM
 
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Wouldn't it be nice to sit down, and plunk! all the urine comes out your anus in one big splash! Wouldn't that be heaven!
No. I'd rather have all of that contained to one of my hands. Now that would make things easy. And if anyone were to make you angry, you could literally smack the crap out of them!

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Old 01-30-2010, 06:31 AM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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We could adjust our metabolism at will to eat as much as we want and never gain an ounce.

I would place the nose above the eyes so we could bury our heads under the covers and still breathe.

Maybe an extra arm for extra heavy loads?

NO MORE MENSTRUAL PERIODS AND UP AND DOWN HORMONE LEVELS FOR WOMEN!!!!
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Old 01-30-2010, 06:40 AM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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Oh yes, I think we need extra hands, something like the Indian goddess. I would like a nice furry tail to wrap around my neck when cold, or hold on the things when I need a bit more than balance too.
Next would be a better shoulder design. That little clavicle bone just breaks too easy. A brain which can be upgraded with a new memory chip when things get too complicated or full, and a separate hard drive storage system so as not to slow down the organic processor.

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Old 01-30-2010, 07:36 AM
 
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To the op - too bad peeing is such a burden. WOW. You would probably reverse your idea if you had to squat to pee in the woods when it was 20 degrees out.
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:43 AM
 
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If you don't like the equipment God has given you as a male I suggest you look at the lines waiting to get in a ladies room at any event where there is a large attendance. I'll stick with standing.
It's a huge pain in the a** to always have to wait in line. However, it's not that women take a long time to pee, it's all the clothes we need to pull down, sort out, readjust, etc.
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