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Old 04-10-2013, 10:19 AM
 
Location: Las Flores, Orange County, CA
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What would their conversation be like (assuming they spoke a common language)?
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Old 04-10-2013, 10:55 AM
 
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What would their conversation be like (assuming they spoke a common language)?
I doubt they would have much to talk about...

Perhaps bin Laden could give Hitler some tips on dealing with the heat in hell, or bin Laden could ask Hitler why he didn't do a better job of removing Jews from the world. Bin Laden could ask Hitler were the virgins are to which Hitler would ask, "what's a virgin?"
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:23 AM
 
Location: Sinking in the Great Salt Lake
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Default Hitler and Osama Bin Laden are stuck in an elevator together..

(thinking he is safe and alone, Osama passes some wind after eating lunch at a street vendor taco stand. Suddenly, the elevator stops and a gruff, middle age emo kid walks in)

Osama: "Uh... good morning to you".

Hitler: "ya... morning to you".

(awkward silence for a moment)

Hitler: *sniff* "WTF est dat smell?!"

Osama: "um.. there was dis homeless man in here a minute ago, he got off on floor 2"

Hitler: "Dat ist nasty... dey should not let homless people in das building!"

(pause for another awkward silence)

Osama: "Dis is my floor, good day to you" (walks out)

Hitler: (unintelligble grumbles)


What?

Did you think it would be something profound?
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:56 AM
 
Location: IL
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Osama: Allah Akhbar
Hitler: gesundheit
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:13 PM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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They would probably talk about the same thing any two people stuck in an elevator would talk about......being stuck in an elevator.

Osama: "Did you try pushing the button?"
Hitler: "Dummkopf! Of course I pushed the button! You want to try it?"
Osama: "Alah is generous, Allah will free us."
Hitler: "When does this Allah repair person get here? If this were Germany it would have been fixed already."
Osama: "Infidel! You take the name of Allah in vain!"
Hitler: "Wait. We must not fight each other, we must fight against our common enemy, the Jews who built this elevator."
Osama: "You hate Jews too?"
Hitler: "You bet, I've killed millions of them!"
Osama: "Really? Millions? I'm impressed. Can you give me some tips?"
Hitler: "It is easy. First you trick them into thinking they are going to a resettlement camp and then...."
Osama: "Wait a sec, I want to take notes."
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:38 PM
 
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Hitler: "Wait. We must not fight each other, we must fight against our common enemy, the Jews who built this elevator."
That damned Thyssen, I neva trusted him after 1937!
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:40 PM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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That damned Thyssen, I neva trusted him after 1937!
ThyssenKrupp Elevators. Our motto is "We'll Never Let You Down."
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:46 PM
 
Location: Cape Cod
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Osama "did you push the button to go down?"
Hitler "Not yet we are waiting for that pudgy guy from North Korea"
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:12 PM
 
Location: Here.
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"How many have you killed today?"
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Old 08-18-2013, 12:31 PM
 
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Osama:
Hitler:
Osama:
Hitler:
Osama:
Hitler:
Osama: Do we really have to talk?
Hitler: I think so. The posters on city-data would want us to talk.
Osama: Okay. Going up?
Hitler: Yes.
Osama: Me too.
Hitler: Good.
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