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When I was a kid, inside a large meteorite on display at the NYC Museum of Natural History (it was full of holes and I had to go). Someday they'll test it and find evidence of extraterrestrial life.
When I was very young, the rest areas off the highway in Pennsylvania were nothing more than an outhouse. They *literally* hung over an open gully. They were hot, made of wood (think splinters), had bugs - wasps usually - and it was byoTP.
i pee outside my home every chance i get .. i have a peave about wasting water .. i have a few safe places to go .. sometimes after dark i just let her rip off my front porch .. one nite recently when i thought it was dark enuff i was nekid as a jaybird and letting it pour when suddenly in the distance i hear a woman's voice say.."" watering your lawn are you ? " neither of my neighbors on the right or left have brought it up so i dont know who it was .. perhaps someone making a late nite walk ..
Guys can **** anywhere and there is really no "worst" place, only less desirable or unusual places....usually brought forth by the consumption of large quantities of intoxicating fermented beverages.
Keeping this in mind, my less than desirable places that seemed a good idea at the time include:
-Between two pinball machines at a dive bar
-In a broom closet in another dive bar where, for whatever reason, I was unable to find the real restroom
-Had to pull over in the heart of crowded Manhattan, with my car strategically placed, to get out of the car and do my business (hey, you try to find a place to park and then pee in NYC)
-A pee on the continental divide in Utah so that my waste would flow both to the Pacific and Atlantic oceans during one elimination
-Oh the various bottles and cans I have used while on the go...I can't even count
-A few nasty bathrooms in India, the ones with only a hole and the locals squat. You think US service stations are bad?
Having a few too many beers (maybe WAY too many) at my future wife's apartment, I somehow decided to relieve myself in a lower kitchen drawer. This was over 40 years ago AND she still married me....
Having a few too many beers (maybe WAY too many) at my future wife's apartment, I somehow decided to relieve myself in a lower kitchen drawer. This was over 40 years ago AND she still married me....
Somehow your 'nym seems to fit...
Patrick McNee's (Steed of The Avengers fame) father got kicked out of India for peeing from a second story balcony onto the guests at a posh social event.
I once micturated at the Trump Taj MaHal.
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