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Old 09-05-2008, 02:14 PM
 
Location: NJ
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Here's the official guide for all employees in the office:

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As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane category 1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category 2
Due to horizontal rain, you may wear jeans. No shorts, skirts or mini-skirts allowed.

Hurricane Category 3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded, we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building without getting wet.

Hurricane Category 4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up.

Hurricane Category 5
Duct tape will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out, For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3.00pm in the lunch room.

Have a nice day!

Last edited by cmj_fla; 09-05-2008 at 04:59 PM.. Reason: :)
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:54 PM
 
Location: Miramar Beach, FL
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That's too funny.....love it!
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:55 PM
 
Location: S.E. Florida
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DAMN....... you hit the nail on the head..... My old companies policy

Very Funny !!!
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Old 09-05-2008, 03:37 PM
 
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
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Here's the official guide for all employees in the office:



Sounds somehwhat like the Tornado Policy where I work.

Last edited by Steve_TN; 09-05-2008 at 03:38 PM.. Reason: spelling
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:00 PM
 
Location: Central Florida
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Love it! I am going to print this out and put it on my bulletin board at work to see what people will say.
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