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Originally Posted by FreeRider
lol...so uncle Onyango is counting on his white house nephew to bail him out after a DUI, and hopefully before ICE gets to him?!?!
If nothing else, this should give Leno a few good hours of comedy...
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nothing yet, but we do have these gems:
"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno
"President Obama laid out his plan to reduce the $14 trillion national debt. Unfortunately for Sasha and Malia, it involves selling a lot of Girl Scout cookies." –Jimmy Kimmel
"A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term." —Conan O'Brien
"President Obama said he'd be OK being a one-term President. And with that he shoved an iPhone down his pants and pressed 'send.'" –Conan O'Brien
The White House is pointing out that all presidents take vacation. Teddy Roosevelt took trips to Long Island, Harry Truman would go to Key West, and George Bush would go to Legoland.
–Conan
“The White House sent Vice President Joe Biden to China today. So now we owe them a trillion dollars AND an apology.” –Conan O’Brien
“Newt Gingrich, who came in 8th place in the Iowa Straw Poll, said he’s ‘not dead yet.’ Then he was invited on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ and he said, ‘OK, now I’m dead.’” –Conan O’Brien
“A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn’t sound too bad to me. You’d probably watch TV with that 22 minutes anyway.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama is touring the country in a bus, because nothing inspires hope in the economy like the president riding in a bus.” –Jimmy Kimmel
President Obama is on a bus tour talking about jobs, and it was reported that his bus was made in Canada. That’s so unpatriotic. If he was a real American, that bus would be made in China. –Conan O’Brien
Obama said the housing market may not pick up again for another year or longer. On the bright side, President Obama now has nine people interested in his house. –Conan O’Brien
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