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A Jew walked into a coffee shop with David Duke's latest newsletter under his arm. His friend took one look and said - 'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading anything from that bigot?
Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?
Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty! I got so depressed!
So I switched to these newsletters from David Duke. Now what do I find?
Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.
Would it be OK to tell my Jewish friends at the golf course?
I prefer it with David Duke as the protagonist instead of "An Arab" as it is less topical. David Duke is a virulent anti semite who thinks that the large percentage of Jews in Ivy league institutions shows that they control even college admissions.
If it is in front of strangers you might not try using a Jewish accent as it might be seen as stereotyping. You could say "Oh vey" without the accent.
Otherwise, I think most Jewish people would appreciate the joke more than non-Jews.
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