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Funny list! I just want to credit a dear old friend for the quote above. It was Peter David who originally came up with that one, and it went viral on the I-net.
Good to know!
So often (when I tell jokes or engage in other humorous offerings-- if I hadn't made up the jokes or other humorous offerings myself), I often remember where the material came from and I often give credit to the humor's inventor or progenitor or propagator (after all, some jokes or humor that some celebrites utter or engage in wasn't, in fact, authored by them but by others but they themselves became known for it rather than the humor's actual writer or developer). For instance, I might use material that I'd picked up from Henny Youngman or Rodney Dangerfield or Johnny Carson or myriad others and I'll say to others "That was from <whomever I was borrowing the material of>".
So I'll remember, from here-on, that Peter David is the originator of that line that you quoted that I'd shared in my earlier posting to this thread.
So, to tie in with this past Memorial Day, a Jewish father was pointing out to his young son some memorial plaques on the wall inside the synagogue, telling the boy: "These are people who died in service." The boy solemnly gazed on the plaques, and asked: "Evening or Morning?"
So, to tie in with this past Memorial Day, a Jewish father was pointing out to his young son some memorial plaques on the wall inside the synagogue, telling the boy: "These are people who died in service." The boy solemnly gazed on the plaques, and asked: "Evening or Morning?"
That's a good one! I'll try to remember it to share with others.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a doctor's office. The nurse asks the priest: "Do you know your blood type?" The priest shakes his head and says "Sorry, no." The nurse asks the minister the same question, and the minister says that he doesn't know, either. The nurse then turns to the rabbit and asks: "What about you?" The rabbit replies: "I'm a Type-O."
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