[kimba01]

Originally Posted by dynimagelv

MAYBE she was gonna have a really big POT party and needed the brownies........

Yeah! Never thought of that. I would make a bad detective.

[tazz]

Originally Posted by dynimagelv

MAYBE she was gonna have a really big POT party and needed the brownies........

Which newspaper insert has the POT coupons?

[bledsoe3]

The Humboldt Beacon?

[eventusstultorummagister]

Originally Posted by kimba01

That's true, but they can't read of those obscenities...dang coupon snatchers!

You make a compelling argument (+1)

[Buzz123]

Originally Posted by tazz

Coupon snatchers want something for nothing, including other people's newspapers. They have a sickness that causes them to have poor boundaries. Their greediness causes their behavior to spill over into larceny.

Even on the TV show they showed people going into dumpsters looking for coupons.

Have you seen their houses, full of crap they will never use?

It's just another version of Hoarders with less animal poop and fewer cobwebs.

There was a story on Ch-3 this morning about coupon snatchers in the Valley, and all because of the TV show. I like the suggestion about getting out there early and putting dog doo in a rolled up paper. You could do it before you go to bed. If you need any poop, I have two poopers that would oblige. I'd use a paper I'd already read though. Waste not ....oh, never mind.

[unf0rgiven6262]

Ah, the plight of the suburban American and his trials and tribulations of newspaper theft. Don't worry, life gets better. Hang in there.

[jfkIII]

Originally Posted by Buzz123

There was a story on Ch-3 this morning about coupon snatchers in the Valley, and all because of the TV show. I like the suggestion about getting out there early and putting dog doo in a rolled up paper. You could do it before you go to bed. If you need any poop, I have two poopers that would oblige. I'd use a paper I'd already read though. Waste not ....oh, never mind.

Yes...but human feces is much more vile. People expect dogs to eliminate on the ground and have become desensitized to seeing dog poop. The act of a person intentionally taking the time and energy to poop in a newspaper makes it all the more disgusting to the receiver...and much more satisfying to the sender.

[tazz]

Originally Posted by jfkIII

Yes...but human feces is much more vile. People expect dogs to eliminate on the ground and have become desensitized to seeing dog poop. The act of a person intentionally taking the time and energy to poop in a newspaper makes it all the more disgusting to the receiver...and much more satisfying to the sender.

Interesting idea. I have never considered ranking the vileness of poop.

A rose is a rose is a rose and poop is poop is poop.

[Prosze]

^that is just gross.

[MaryleeII]

If you don't want to go to the trouble of pooping in your own newspaper, you could try getting up extra early, fetching the newspaper, and replacing the coupons with expired coupons----maybe they won't notice until they try to use them!