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Originally Posted by Pequaman
...When you have A bank account, with money it.
We have account(s) with money in them and assets too.
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Hhahaha BUUUUUUUUURN
Nicely played
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Originally Posted by BigMike50
You don't complain on web boards how much police officers and teachers make..everyday  |
Teachers in your new town only make as much as Home Depot cashiers on Long Island, so you have no need to complain about how much they make. You complain on web boards that you wish they'd stop telling your children how dinosaurs lived in the Garden of Eden instead.
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Originally Posted by BigMike50
You don't complain about police officers and teachers pensions...every day |
Police in your new town introduce themselves as "officers of tha lawr"....but they always mention that they're "a father and an uncle, first and foremost".....it takes awhile before you realize they're talking about being a father and uncle to the same child.
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You don't complain that your " county" has become the 6th boro..everyday |
You get nostalgic to the point of tears every time you see a boxcar covered in graffiti roll down the train tracks.
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You don't complain about TAXES on a daily basis |
People in your new town still complain about taxes, and they're building a secure compound up in them thar hills to hide out in once the gub'ment comes to take thar guns away.
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You don't complain that Illegal aliens , Illegal apartments are ruining your neighborhoods.
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You now live next to people who claim they've been abducted by aliens.
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Your not afraid or too lazy to cut open a frog.  |
Your new neighbors invite you over for dinner to eat possum or raccoon that they found cut open on the interstate.
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When every house is heated with oil and you complain how much it cost.
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When every house doesn't have indoor plumbing.
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You look in your mailbox and say thank God nothing in there says "LIPA"
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You look in your mailbox and find a letter from Dixie Bovine Community College. You're ecstatic, it's the only one that didn't include the words "we regret to inform you...."
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When seethroughNY is not your favorite website.
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You finally find a neighbor who does own a computer, but he's only interested in looking at kiddie porn and downloading Lynyrd Skynyrd bootlegs.
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Originally Posted by BigMike50
When car insurance is 300 a year.
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When most people drive cars that are only worth $300
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Originally Posted by BigMike50
When you gave the school system 70% of your taxes and justify it by saying .." They're da best"
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When your neighbors fly Confederate flags and listen to Johnny Rebel albums and you justify it by saying "...it's just a different culture!"
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When you don't have to sit in traffic all day.
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You sit around listening to two idiots debate whether or not professional wrestling "is fake" all day.
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When you don't have to worry about gangs and drugs spreading out all over the place.
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When you don't have to worry about gangs and drugs spreading out all over the place because they already have.
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When you think Rocky Point is the Jewel of the Island.
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You meet a hooker outside the Winn-Dixie who calls her private parts "the Jewel of the South".
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You could go on forever  |
Indeed!
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