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Old 03-21-2009, 06:41 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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I do not think if I was the 18 year old I would tell I had sex with an 80 year old!
Yeah, but if you where an 80 year old man? Yeah, you'd tell it!
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:44 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Hey how is everyone doing tonight? Good I hope! Have a good one.
Could be better if LSU could have beat the # 1 team this evening, but..... They didn't, as expected.
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:50 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Here's something to think about.


I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'I said,
'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.


He looked at me sadly and said,....
'Then, why do you even care?
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:54 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught m e about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18.My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me: GENETICS."I swear you're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me: WISDOM .
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT JUSTICE"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
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Old 03-21-2009, 07:34 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Lake d'arbonne is pretty at night ! We drove out there. The kids loved it!
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Old 03-21-2009, 07:39 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Where is everyone? I a bored! Rainbow good jokes! Anyways sorry about LSU but you know it is LSU!LOL
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Old 03-21-2009, 07:57 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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LOL I wish yall could see my little girl Lydia she was dancing along with the radio! She is only 15 months. She was so cute. Then she cryed when the song went off!!!
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Old 03-21-2009, 09:05 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Where is everyone? I a bored! Rainbow good jokes! Anyways sorry about LSU but you know it is LSU!LOL
Hey, there U R. I couldn't get any bites earlier so I went back outside.
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Old 03-21-2009, 09:11 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Hey, there U R. I couldn't get any bites earlier so I went back outside.
Yeah I am here! Barely bored outta my mind right now! I told hubby we needed to go somewhere and get outta this house!!!!
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Old 03-21-2009, 09:20 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Hey Rainbow did you get your yard work done?
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