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Old 03-16-2009, 08:35 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Did I scare everyone off? *sniff sniff* I do not smell I took a bath like last Saturday! Come on!
You know I ain't skeered.
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Old 03-16-2009, 08:42 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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You know I ain't skeered.
You sure?
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Old 03-16-2009, 08:42 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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Subject: No Speak English









A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they
lived happily in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
chicken legs.. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her
thighs Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she
didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again,
and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the
store...


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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!


I don't know about you sometimes




Have a great Day
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Old 03-16-2009, 08:43 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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You sure?
Kinda nervous but not skeered!
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Old 03-16-2009, 08:45 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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[SIZE=3]...HERE'S THE RIDE FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS LOST MONEY IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS DUE TO THE MARKET, ETC.[/SIZE]


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Old 03-16-2009, 08:58 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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Kinda nervous but not skeered!
You should be scared and nervous! Evil laugh
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:06 PM
 
Location: Haynesville, La.-Pangburn, Ar.
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You should be scared and nervous! Evil laugh
I'm skeered! "Wimpy whine"
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:31 PM
 
Location: Fordyce Arkansas
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• Home • Cigarette Condoms A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!” Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:47 PM
 
Location: TENNESSEE
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Cajun Deer Hunter:

A Cajun went duck hunting one day way up north near Shreveport and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Cajuns.

The game warden ordered the Cajun to show his hunting license, and the Cajun pulled out a valid Louisiana hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This duck ain't from Louisiana. This is a Texas duck. You got a Texas huntin' license, boy?'

The Cajun reached into his wallet and produced a Texas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This ain't no Texas duck.


This duck's from Arkansas . You got a Arkansas license?'

The Cajun reached into his wallet; and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said 'This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from Mississippi . You got a Mississippi huntin' license?'

Again the Cajun reached into his wallet and brought out a Mississippi hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Cajun 'Just where the hell are you from?'

The Cajun turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, 'You tell me. You're the expert.'
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:55 PM
 
Location: TENNESSEE
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The Little Woman:
Walking into the bar, Boudreaux said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said bartender "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Boudreaux replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."





"Really," said the bartender, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you big chicken."
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