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Old 03-31-2011, 05:41 AM
 
Location: On a Slow-Sinking Granite Rock Up North
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A NY Yankees, NY Mets, and Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain, and arguing about who loves his team more. The Mets fan insists he is the most loyal. ''This is for the Mets'', he yells, and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for the Red Sox!!!" and pushed the Yankee fan off the mountain.

Bwaaa ha ha ha...
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Old 04-12-2011, 04:31 PM
 
Location: On a Slow-Sinking Granite Rock Up North
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Default Local News


YouTube - Police Log!
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Old 04-24-2011, 08:22 AM
 
Location: On a Slow-Sinking Granite Rock Up North
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Four Mainers Screw In Light Bulb | The Sardine Report
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:47 AM
 
Location: On a Slow-Sinking Granite Rock Up North
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Default Moving to Maine

Or I suppose it could be titled "How Mainers Deal with Newcomers"


YouTube - Why I'm Moving to Maine
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Old 05-02-2011, 07:57 AM
 
Location: West Virginia
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Default Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late..

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John..

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John.. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The robot walked around the table and knocked Marsha out of her chair.
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:16 AM
 
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Old 05-03-2011, 03:57 PM
 
Location: 3.5 sq mile island ant nest next to Canada
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Nice one. LMAO
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:10 PM
 
Location: On a Slow-Sinking Granite Rock Up North
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Default Blond's Revenge

Frozen Crabs And The Blonde

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs, and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them and they were simply delicious.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:10 PM
 
Location: 3.5 sq mile island ant nest next to Canada
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Great one!!! LMAO
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:29 PM
 
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A world renowned comedian gets captured in deep in the New Guinea forest by a pair of cannibals.

The cannibals promptly roast the comedian over a fire and sit down to sample their meal.

One cannibals takes a bite and quickly asks, "Does this meat taste funny to you?"
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