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Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the *******s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a ***** for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
John McCabe: Well, you'll have to forgive me, my kitchen ain't in operation yet, but I could take you up to the restaurant up there if you're hungry enough.
Constance Miller: I'm hungry enough I could eat a bloody horse.
John McCabe: Well, at Sheehan's place you probably will.
Constance Miller: Ah, the frontier wit, I see.
From Wizards of Waverly Place (its not a movie but its hilarious):
Alex's dad is talking to his three kids,
" I love all of you, just not a the same time."
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