Please add a movie quote you like (natural, meaning, director)

[EverEden]

Michael : “It’s time for quiet Shakes. I just wanna shut my eyes and not have to see the places I’ve been. I’m weary.”

Shakes : “Well don’t disappear on me counselor. I may need a good lawyer one day.”

Michael : “You couldn’t afford a good lawyer.”

Shakes : “May need a good friend though.”

Michael : “I’ll find you when you do, count on it.”

Shakes : “I always have.” He says this last line so quietly under his breath.

[oeccscclhjhn]

You should have come to us earlier. Before, you know - and said you were going to get pregnant. Then we could have
done something about it.

Spoiler

The Snapper (1993), Stephen Frears

[TurcoLoco]

Originally Posted by oeccscclhjhn

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Spoiler

Aliens (1986)

From the same flick, Bill Paxton's character asked the female marine:
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" which she replied:
"No. Have you?"



One of the best burns, imho.

[oh-eve]

We are the Millers, dumb guy asks fake parents of gf:


"how did you make her so hot? Did you .... like ... seminate her?"

[noregon98]

Love those cinematic burns:


Betty Ann: Don't bother showing me to the door. Someone might think we're together.

C.W.: What, do I look like an organ grinder?

Betty Ann: No...just an organ.



The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion

[oeccscclhjhn]

Hey!

That was the deal. Dime for every quarter.

Spoiler

The Grifters (1990), Stephen Frears

[oeccscclhjhn]

I think when anything dies, it just dies, and that's it you know.

I don't. I believe it's one huge ball of energy. And I think all living things go back there.

Spoiler

Pickle (2016), Amy Nicholson

[oeccscclhjhn]

There's something wrong with this yogurt.

It's not yogurt, it's mayonaise.

Oh right, there we are then.

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Notting Hill (1999)

[oeccscclhjhn]

He'll be back in a few days.

I know.

I wasn't sure if you cared about me being here and him not.

I do not.

Right. Because you are a guest.

And this is probably your summer home.

He used to bring other women here so he could cheat on my mother.

So no family vacations?

Only horibble traumatic ones.

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Listen Up Philip (2014), Alex Ross Perry

[Horn of ‘83]

John 'The Hangman' Ruth from "The Hateful Eight":

“You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!”