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Reese: [as Ricky is attacked by a cougar] Ricky, control your heart rate!Ricky: I can't control my heart rate, I got a cougar on me!From Talladega Nights.
Glad to see this thread revived. I thought of one from "Mr. Saturday Night" (that I've actually used when meeting women for the first time-not trying to pick them up, just goofing around for my single buddies!), which is a GREAT, but underviewed movie!!!
When David Paymer is checking out Julie Warner in the Borscht Belt club where Billy Crystal is performing (Paymer is his brother/manager) her father asks him; "what do you do for a living Mr. Young", he replies; "I'm a pediatrician". Trust me on this, there is no better line for a single woman or a Jewish mother.
Young Einstein is a silly Australian science spoof by Yahoo Serious, in which the young Tasmanian apple farmer Albert succeeds in splitting the beer atom to add bubbles to beer and invents rock and roll while formulating the theory of relativity.
Father Einstein: The secret of brewing beer is an Einstein tradition. My father taught it to me. He taught it to his father, and his father to his father's father.
Preston Preston (introducing himself to fellow train passenger Marie Curie): Je voudrais bien manger votre valise! (I would very much like to eat your suitcase!)
After Einstein falls out of a top storey-window,
Child: Are you okay, meestah?
After introducing himself on the way to the mad scientists ward at the Lunatic Asylum,
Mad scientist: Science? I'm keenly interested!
Albert Einstein: Pleased to meet you, Keenly!
Monsieur Curie: Who is this barbarian?
Albert: I'm a Tasmanian.
Albert: How am l doing, Marie?
Marie: Albert! You are absorbing too much energy. You will be killed.
Albert: l'm all right, Marie. They're only electrons.
And last, but not least:
Albert: Dad, Mom, Marie... l've decided to donate my theory to all the nations of the world... to be used peacefully for the benefit of all mankind.
Marie: But, Albert, what if the governments of the world...
use your theory to make atomic bombs?
Albert: Marie, if you can't trust the governments of the world, then who can you trust?
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