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05-01-2013, 05:58 PM
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Location: On the Edge of the Fringe
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I was just reading that, but are they sure it was wolves in each and every case and not perhaps feral dogs mistaken for wolves?
So far, this neighborhood has been lucky, but if it happens here, I am picking out which neighbors will be fed to them first.
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05-01-2013, 06:25 PM
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Location: Old Mother Idaho
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Originally Posted by easternerDC
Oh dear. gotta love the onion.
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The finest satire on the internet.
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05-01-2013, 07:21 PM
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Location: Arizona
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Originally Posted by jtur88
Be careful. People who watch Fox News believe this stuff.
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Justice Breyer must believe it then.
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05-01-2013, 10:48 PM
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This wouldn’t be happening if we secure the borders so those Mexican wolves wouldn’t be coming over here and taking away the killings from our own wolves. Or worst, if we had a national background check on wolves before they were allowed to have teeth and claws, we would be much safer.
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05-02-2013, 08:47 AM
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No wolves are allowed to gather in groups of 3 or more.
This will stop the pack mentality.
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05-02-2013, 05:31 PM
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Location: NW Nevada
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Originally Posted by 3700
No wolves are allowed to gather in groups of 3 or more.
This will stop the pack mentality.
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Now hold on here! Wolves are a protected minority, under Federal law. Denying them the right to peacefully assemble in the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness could be disasterous. Before you can blink, ALL canines will be denied equality, under the law, forests will burn, predation of livestock will burn uncontrollably, and no campers will be safe, in retaliation of this discriminatory regulation.
The fervor will spread, and soon, domestic dogs will join their wild and free brothers and sisters, in righteous rebellion against the MAN. Imagine it! A million mutt march on DC.
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05-02-2013, 07:03 PM
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I'm confused, I thought wolves had curfews???
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05-03-2013, 01:47 AM
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Not just wolves: There are already gangs of wolf hybrids out there accepting feral and runaway dogs. At first the criterion for joining the gang was that you had to have an actual protruding nose, but I hear that they're even accepting bulldogs and pugs now. They're already controlling urban neighborhood back alley sales of gravy-enhanced kibbles and bully sticks, but obviously they are more ambitious than that. With their connections to the actual wolf gangs we're going to see them at the meat counters in the supermarkets, demanding protection fees (half of your burger/steak purchase). It's going to get ugly.
This is very similar to what went on in centuries past in Europe. Some Germans even have long-term family connections to these vicious canines. Obviously the name Wolf-gang is a tribute to such gang connections...
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05-03-2013, 02:00 AM
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I can see we are lucky in Australia. Our main cause of death is being kicked by kangaroos - a much more pleasant way to go. Or in NZ, my country of birth, being pecked to death by kiwis, bliss in comparison! As a person of dual Australian/NZ citizenship, I am in the fortunate position that when I am ready to hand in my chips, I have a choice of whether be peacefully mauled to death in my sleep by kangaroo kicking or kiwi pecking.
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