Violent Wolf Attacks Leading Cause of Death in USA- (birds, survive, wild)

[no kudzu]

Study: Wolf Attacks Still Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[easternerDC]

Oh dear. gotta love the onion.

[CraigCreek]

Shouldn't this have been posted on April 1??

[NVplumber]

Originally Posted by CraigCreek

Shouldn't this have been posted on April 1??

Lol, no kidding. Wolf attacks. The leading critter, in death and injury, in wild animal attacks is deer. Yep. Good ol' Bambi. ..

[susankate]

LOL.

I particularly liked this bit:

He made it all the way to 85 years old before peacefully having his throat torn out in his sleep.”

We can only hope that we are all fortunate enough to share the above fate lol.

[Clark Fork Fantast]

I knew it! Reintroducing wolves into the corporate world was a bad idea in the first place. Besides, they aren't even the original, smaller species that ate Little Red Riding Hood's granny. These wolves are huge, and their breath alone is so bad you'll keel over when they breathe down your neck at the water cooler.

[BlackShoe]

Wolf attacks?? Who would have thought it? I mean, everyone always knew, didn't they, that by far, most fatalities to humans are caused by Dodo Birds. These vicious killers attack without mercy, rather like packs, not flocks, and few survive their onslaughts.

[Three Wolves In Snow]

Crap...our secret is out.

[Lee W.]

I've heard of only one human death from wolf attack in the U.S. in this century. Check out this url. Now, they rightly pointed out in this info that the most dangerous animals are humans, but of course they were excluded from the list.
Human deaths in the U.S. caused by Animals | History Lists

[Threestep2]

Considering my place of employment - the pack is fairly well fed:>)