What do you get for publiclly urinating in conference room ? (how much, lawyer)

[jaymoney]

Can we all just admit that the best way to go about this would to bring in bottled urine and then dispense as needed? Talk about your time saver!

[ansky]

If there was a Year in Review for this forum this thread would definitely win for strangest of the year.

[AnesthesiaMD]

Originally Posted by stevemorse

haha, I often thought about doing an OZZY with a fake rubber bird at a board meeting.

I'm meeting Ozzy in February, and the letter I received said,

"You can ask him any questions you want...except about the bat."

Hehe.

[iDothisoften]

Originally Posted by The5thOfNovemner

Hi,

I was wondering what type of punishment you get for pre-mediated urination in some-one's office or conference room with people in it ?

I do get strange requests for job interviews and was thinking about accepting one of those invitations ?

I was reading that it is a Calss C misdemeanor punishable up to $500 on one site and that it's a sex crime on another site... So I am confused !

It's probably a sex crime if they see your d*ck. But I think this belongs in the True Crime forum

[doc1]

Originally Posted by The5thOfNovemner

Hi,

I was wondering what type of punishment you get for pre-mediated urination in some-one's office or conference room with people in it ?

I do get strange requests for job interviews and was thinking about accepting one of those invitations ?

I was reading that it is a Calss C misdemeanor punishable up to $500 on one site and that it's a sex crime on another site... So I am confused !

If you're caught on camera, immortality courtesy of the www.

Of course, if one is an absolute attention wh*re that may not be considered punishment.

[CaptainNJ]

Originally Posted by The5thOfNovemner

Hi,

I was wondering what type of punishment you get for pre-mediated urination in some-one's office or conference room with people in it ?

I do get strange requests for job interviews and was thinking about accepting one of those invitations ?

I was reading that it is a Calss C misdemeanor punishable up to $500 on one site and that it's a sex crime on another site... So I am confused !

this is the post of the year! please come back after you do it and tell us all about it. make sure you have someone else in the conference room videotape it for loading to youtube!

[CaptainNJ]

Originally Posted by jaymoney

Can we all just admit that the best way to go about this would to bring in bottled urine and then dispense as needed? Talk about your time saver!

look at you coming up with my idea before i had a chance to post. it wont have the same awesome impact but you could pee in a bottle (you could even pee in a bottle 10 times and make sure you are dehydrated when you pee so its nice and bright yellow) and then throw it around the office from a water bottle. it will save you from the risk of being labeled a sex offender. ive heard stories of that but i dont really have any confirmation that anyone has really been convicted of "exposing yourself in public" and be forced to register as a sex offender from public urination. im guessing its not really legit.

[ansky]

Originally Posted by CaptainNJ

look at you coming up with my idea before i had a chance to post. it wont have the same awesome impact but you could pee in a bottle (you could even pee in a bottle 10 times and make sure you are dehydrated when you pee so its nice and bright yellow) and then throw it around the office from a water bottle. it will save you from the risk of being labeled a sex offender. ive heard stories of that but i dont really have any confirmation that anyone has really been convicted of "exposing yourself in public" and be forced to register as a sex offender from public urination. im guessing its not really legit.

Actually I think a squirt gun would make a better impression
Of course then you risk getting charged with weapons possession.

[Further]

Originally Posted by The5thOfNovemner

Hi,

I was wondering what type of punishment you get for pre-mediated urination in some-one's office or conference room with people in it ?

I'm not a legal expert, but you'll a vote for a Darwin award from me.

[rscalzo]

im guessing its not really legit.

Then I'd suggest you go back and look again. In some cases you will be placed on the list.

As far as the oirigninal post, it's nothing more than another idiot who comes up with an outlandish question hoping to get a response. Anyone stupid enough to do it would be riskjing a beatdown from anyone in the way.

Then would they be out protesting with some group when they aren't offered employment and forced to survive off of government handouts for the rest of their lives? Or more likely they are 13 years old.