Is anyone reluctant to let me crush on their couch for one day? (Scott: homes, stats)

[NYJets99]

This thread made me LOL! Love that someone asked if the OP is a guy or girl lol

[jcoltrane]

Originally Posted by ja1myn

Lol this. I don't understand where people get some of their ideas sometimes.

I knew it was a guy too!

Fashion week, check
Desparate, check
Brazen, check
Can't spell worth a dmmn!
Promises not to *bite* (while doing it).

All that adds up to black, homosexuall, likely a drag queen, desparate to errrr, humm, taste the NYC fashion scene that he/she fantasizes about.

****

Btw, WHAT is a "hamlet"???

I've heard of 'Omlet', but not "hamlet"?

[Gpsma]

Is the Omlet you heard of similar to the omelet we sometimes eat?

Perhaps a Hamlet is a Ham Omelet?

[CSD610]

I was wondering about the whole hamlet thing myself but back to the topic at hand. I have a couch but I don't think it can actually be completely crushed by a human since it has a very sturdy steel frame, I don't see it being much use in surfing either. However, since I live in Iowa I doubt it would help anyone anyway since they seem to be set on going to New York City. Besides, they would have to share the crushing of the couch with the dog and the cat, gets a wee bit crowded at times.

[ja1myn]

Yeah wtf is a hamlet?

[Fred314X]

Soft! What egg through yonder window breaks?

[Nyc77]

Originally Posted by jcoltrane

I knew it was a guy too!

Fashion week, check
Desparate, check
Brazen, check
Can't spell worth a dmmn!
Promises not to *bite* (while doing it).

All that adds up to black, homosexuall, likely a drag queen, desparate to errrr, humm, taste the NYC fashion scene that he/she fantasizes about.

****

Btw, WHAT is a "hamlet"???

I've heard of 'Omlet', but not "hamlet"?

HMMMM you know I think you are right.

Didnt think about that, but yeah my bed has been filled....yeah have to cat watch that week

BUT we can KI KI on the Christopher Street Pier if you like?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOz1uSLXMDM

[Miss J 74]

I have a couch that turns into a bed and I am working from home this month.

However I would need the same credentials as NYC77 stated.

Plus you would have to be ok with my cat who might try to hump your arm. (He's pervy like that).

And if it's a night the BF is crashing over, sorry but no 3 somes. Homey don't play that.

If I were you I would try Priceline. You could possibly land a hotel in one of the boroughs or NJ for cheap.

[skinnayyy]

just get a credit card and put a hotel stay on that?
or was that too easy?

[jcoltrane]

Originally Posted by Gpsma

Is the Omlet you heard of similar to the omelet we sometimes eat?

I don't think so; cause I eat OMELETTES!!



Precisely ike this:


Jacques Pepin omelette omelet - YouTube