What should I write in Christmas cards to doormen?

[Kefir King]

"A smile costs you nothing, doofus."

[Chava61]

I would just sign my name and if it is a big building include an apt. number.

[HellUpInHarlem]

address the doorman by name, say merry christmas, put your name and apt number on it, and that's it.

[high iron]

Originally Posted by whitlock

Dear mister super thanks for cleaning my pipes.

Anna, Apt 1B (please use the B stairwell)

cue wha wha guitar

[Northwindsforever]

Dear mister back door man will you empty cat litter box over the holidays.

Kisses.

Jennifer, Apt 69.

[Cida]

Same as you'd write to any near-stranger: "Merry Christmas and best wishes for the new year!" I can assure you, he'll only pay attention to the money, so don't worry about it.

[Kefir King]

"Merry Money and Spend it Carefully...there might be less next year."