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You could, at your next encounter with these guys, just say, "Are you swingers? If so, we'd like to get the humpalumpadingdong going as fast as possible before the game comes on. So here's what we need: A chicken, a sack of marbles, three quarts of Wesson Oil, a plastic tarp, a sack of flour (Unless you're gluten free. We can negotiate on that), a couple of dry-cleaning bags, and Tom Jones' Greatest Hits playing on the stereo. Bonus points if you have all his videos. What time would you like us?"
I am going to invite you to my next party..
Add to this list "the largest zucchini you can find, a diaper and a picture of your mom" to round out the weirdness.
You could, at your next encounter with these guys, just say, "Are you swingers? If so, we'd like to get the humpalumpadingdong going as fast as possible before the game comes on. So here's what we need: A chicken, a sack of marbles, three quarts of Wesson Oil, a plastic tarp, a sack of flour (Unless you're gluten free. We can negotiate on that), a couple of dry-cleaning bags, and Tom Jones' Greatest Hits playing on the stereo. Bonus points if you have all his videos. What time would you like us?"
Hmm. Unless of course the toys are made of natural materials...cucumbers, zucchini, butternut squash for the really adventurous...
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