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Old 04-16-2008, 08:24 PM
 
Location: Pawnee Nation
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I don't much like him, but he wants me to tell him were to look for work and housing. So I am looking for the worst possible community to send him to.......maybe he will get the hint and stay where he is.......Any ideas?
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Old 04-16-2008, 08:49 PM
 
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Tell him to take tornado path A and take a left to flood plain B, take the dog leg to hail damage avenue, and just past that is ice storm projects, he will find wind break or is it break wind country club estates.

The jobs are non-existent to nil and most are taken by illiterate inbred okies wif no teef.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:46 PM
 
Location: Norman
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Tell him to take tornado path A and take a left to flood plain B, take the dog leg to hail damage avenue, and just past that is ice storm projects, he will find wind break or is it break wind country club estates.

The jobs are non-existent to nil and most are taken by illiterate inbred okies wif no teef.

Now that's just damn funny
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:49 AM
 
Location: Somewhere! :)
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Default OK? No way!

I think you should just tell him the truth....

OK is a big giant arid, flat wasteland full of rednecks.
No one in their right mind would want to live there.
(Unless they were from OH.)

There are no modern conveniences and absolutely no culture
whatsoever. The people are crude, there are no paved roads,
and the whole state smells funny.

It's a good thing that there are so many tornadoes....
Otherwise the bugs would take over.

And non of tha peepoles cain't reed or rite...

There's not a worst place on the planet to live.

P.S.

The comments above do not necessarily reflect the views of the author...
He's just practicing the new "OK Population Control Project" that begins next week.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:10 AM
 
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... and most of their chillruns have dain bramage.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:26 AM
 
Location: In My Own Little World. . .
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... and most of their chillruns have dain bramage.
OK, Redbird, coffee all over the keyboard again
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:28 AM
 
Location: Somewhere! :)
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It just goes to prove my point....

If these Okies were even slightly polite he would have
issued a beverage warning.
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:32 AM
 
Location: MA
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I LOVE this thread! You guys are hysterical! Just my kind of sense of humor.(hugs)
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:50 AM
 
Location: OK
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I LOVE this thread! You guys are hysterical! Just my kind of sense of humor.(hugs)

OMG ... you live in Mass? You poor thing!!!

Where in MA do you live??
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:22 AM
 
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He probably lives in Beh- ston
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