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1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
5. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
6. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
7. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
8. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
9. What do people in China call their good plates?
10. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
11. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
13. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
14. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? Why are YOU going to a gynecologist.
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? That would be pretty cool!
3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? An unexplained cosmic phenomenon!
5. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Hey, I have a light in the freezer!
6. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
7. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? To waste money.
8. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
9. What do people in China call their good plates?
10. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? That would be no fun, would it???
11. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? BABY CORN!
13. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
14. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Or in a restaurant when they tell you the plate is really hot-WHY do people have to touch it?
But seriously, that question about blind people dreaming is really a good one.
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
4. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
5. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
6. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
7. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
8. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
9. What do people in China call their good plates?
10. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
11. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??
12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
13. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
14. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
WOW! As some as you know, I am blonde so I am going to need a few years to think about these!
I'll get back to you.
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