I had one sneak up on me a few months ago at work
Absolutely no warning, and it was a nasty sneeze
A friend was at my desk, we had some issues on the claims we were working
KA CHOO - no time to cover even, it was almost instant
All over myself, my desk, my friend, and my claims.
Freakin terrible, I felt so bad.
She started laughing so hard, snot shot out her nose too!
I guess that's why we're friends
Gross, I know, but had to share the story.