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Old 07-29-2007, 09:08 AM
 
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Now I can relate to this because I'm fat also.

You Know your Fat when....

1. You bump into things you never did before.

2. Your bed seems smaller.

3. You notice they just don’t make towels as big as they use to.

4. Your wearing wide with shoes and they are 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear.

5. Chairs make noises when you sit in them.

6. You can’t enlarge the seat belt any more.

7. You realize the rolls on your arms aren’t muscles.

8. You feel your going to fall off the toilet seat.

9. You go up steps and the house shakes.

10. You can’t cross your legs anymore.

11. You can’t bend over and pick something up.

12. You and someone else can’t go through the same door way at the same time.

13. The store that you buy your clothes at has the name "tent" in the title.

14. Your toes look like Vienna sausages.

15. You have boobs and your a guy.

16. You have to go to truck scales to get your weight checked.

17. People think your pregnant and your not.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:10 AM
 
Location: Under the SUNNY WARM SUN ....
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Pour powder on thighs .. ugh! LOL!
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:19 AM
 
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When you hold in your stomach and you still look fat! (I hate that!)

Oh, and another one, When you are a female and your stomach sticks out further then your breast and you are a size C. (I hate that one too!)
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:50 AM
 
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15. You have boobs and your a guy.

I"m not a guy but have seen some boobie guys in my lifetime....


Thanks for the laugh -
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:16 PM
 
Location: South Carolina
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Your stomach hangs out from the BOTTOM of your dress...
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:41 PM
 
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When people fantasize about your legs, they're thinking of giant drumsticks....
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:54 AM
 
Location: California
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When people fantasize about your legs, they're thinking of giant drumsticks....
Or when you look at your legs you get hungry for drumsticks
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:10 AM
 
Location: Maine
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(guys) When you're a member of the "dic-eydoo club",... when your tummy sticks out further than your dic-ey-do. I heard this years ago.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:39 AM
 
Location: Gary, WV & Springfield, ME
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You can't reach your own behind after using the toilet. Do they just not wipe back there? Someone clue me in.
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:16 AM
 
Location: South Carolina
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You can't reach your own behind after using the toilet. Do they just not wipe back there? Someone clue me in.
Oh dear lord...I wish you hadnt put that thought in my head....
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