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Old 04-07-2011, 09:54 PM
 
Location: Michigan
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Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.
If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - CNN.com
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:59 PM
 
Location: Out there somewhere...a traveling man.
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The perpetrator will really be on the 'hot seat' when caught. And he better read up on Fridays Didja Know information or he'll be locked up lock stock and toilet seat.
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:10 PM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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I'm really surprised Super Glue hasn't been banned. If I had an extremely creative mind I wouldn't go near that stuff . The vicious pranks you could perform with that stuff, or using it for vengenace, or as a weapon, are endless.

And a little dab will do ya!
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:34 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.
If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat - CNN.com
Oh, that poor man! The pranksters probably had no idea how serious a situation they caused. I have to admit, though, picturing the guy with the toilet seat glued to his buttocks makes me LOL.
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:22 PM
 
Location: Tucson/Nogales
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I knew someone, long ago, so peeved at his boss, with the clock ticking as to when he'd get his pink slip, he decided to end the suspense and leave before that inevitability.

But he certainly had some fun on his last day there!

Imagine! Coming to your office the next morning: Phone handset, pens, waste paper basket, drawers, keyboard, coffee mug all super-glued into place.

Ring-a-ding-ding! Lemme get a pen before I answer that phone!
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:26 AM
 
Location: The Chatterdome in La La Land, CaliFUNia
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That's awful! I shudder to think of the horror that man had to go through while waiting to be rescued and the pain of having that seat removed from his derriere. People are just sick!
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:05 AM
 
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I once tried to glue a payphone down, but it didn't work... I should have demanded a refund.

I wonder if the guy will try and sue Chinamart.
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:25 AM
 
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...that'll teach ya to sit on public toilets... u could get something soap and water won't wash off
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:09 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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Guess it just goes to show ya that yes its better to just leave your pants on than to take them off in strange places

least thats what momma use to always say
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:15 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Oh, that poor man! The pranksters probably had no idea how serious a situation they caused. I have to admit, though, picturing the guy with the toilet seat glued to his buttocks makes me LOL.

I'll bet it really chapped his azz.
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