Today's Hilarious Tip ~ Saturday, May 14, 2011 (house, furniture, kids, home)

[PJSaturn]

Okay, kids, you are NOT going to believe this
Tip I just found. Scroll on down, and read on!


MAKE YOUR OWN FURNITURE POLISH!

Yucky, but it works! To make your own furniture polish, take a slab of Spam and
rub it on your wood. Then wipe it with pantyhose.



(If anyone is brave enough to to try this, please report back to the rest of us! LOL!)

I just re-read the wording of the instructions. I can just imagine some of
the comments we're going to get about rubbing Spam on your wood.

[fuzzymystic]

No comments from me, I've been doing it for years!

Spoiler

not really!

[AksarbeN]

Keep a flyswatter handy after polishing the wood.

[AksarbeN]

This is totally crazy. First meat shouldn’t come in a can, and second I’m wearing the only pair of pantyhose that I own. Third,,,,, I don’t want anyone to come home while I’m rubbing meat on the wood around the house. I think there are several states that have laws against this idea.

[BigMike50]

I tried this once and my dog ate the arm off of the chair

[sun queen]

Originally Posted by BigMike50

I tried this once and my dog ate the arm off of the chair

Too funny

[SATX56]

Spam ..the other meat!! I've been looking for a use for ours. It's intended use has me feeling queasy ....

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[PJSaturn]

[PJSaturn]

YouTube - Monty Python - Spam

[SATX56]

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