What not to say to the police officer when he pulls you over. (license, house) - Other Topics - City-Data Forum

JD59 · 09-03-2007, 11:51 AM

The officer pulls you over, and he says, "Do you know why I stopped you?"

And you [don't] say:

1. "Hmm ... Because you can?"

2. "The aroma of a donut wafted from my trunk?"

3. "Waffle House is closed for remodeling?"

4. "Uh, I don't know, but I bet you're gonna tell me!"

5. "Y'all haven't met your quota of ticket-writing yet?"

6. " You were just trying out your new, really cool siren?"

7. There were no murderers or other fun folks to mess with?"

8. " You luuuuuuv me! you want to daaaaaaate me!"

9. You want to see me do that really neat drunk-test?"

10. My gun fell off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal.

11. Are You Andy or Barney?

12. Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I'm in?

13. I pay your salary!

14. Honestly officer, I didn't see that stop sign. My vision isn't what it used to be.

15. "Sir, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

happynoodleboycey · 09-03-2007, 01:49 PM

Lol, I especially like #2.

Southernkomfort27 · 09-04-2007, 07:03 PM

Too funny! I've been pulled over for various things, but seldom ticketed. Maybe we should start a thread on what you SHOULD say!

MonaLisaVito · 09-04-2007, 07:47 PM

Sometimes this can work to get out of a ticket

- I - I mean at least that's what I've heard

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VillageLife · 09-04-2007, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjb68-19

Sometimes this can work to get out of a ticket

- I - I mean at least that's what I've heard

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd155/hrtofdixie69/pullover.jpg (broken link)

Only if you look like her

lilypad · 09-06-2007, 07:02 AM

Hilarious!!

I recently was stopped for a flagrant violation, but was traveling long distance and very tired. A very nice cop (Oregon) stopped me, was very polite. I just told him I was "lost", just trying to get home and was very hungry and could he recommend a good place to eat in this nice town. He just checked out my license and told me to watch what I was doing and let me go. Maybe being blonde female helps, wearing a halter top and shorts too! A little more covered than the above woman!

Southernkomfort27 · 09-06-2007, 02:33 PM

They'd lock me up, and throw away the key if I tried that!

I used to work for social services, and when I got pulled over I would show the officer my dept. i.d., by "mistake" . That always worked. But then again, maybe it was the blonde hair