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Old 09-09-2007, 02:50 PM
 
Location: SE Florida
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as:

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER)

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:55 PM
 
Location: NJ/SC
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I think I've had Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer for a few months but I have another antidote it's called: Hawaii

I will be taking a full dose starting next Friday but I may also need Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract at the same time.
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:05 PM
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I've heard that the new system of drugs called Limiting-Our-Total-Threat-Every-Rough-Year (LOTTERY) helps to rid oneself of that nasty virus called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).....I haven't been lucky enough to get a prescription for those drugs but the Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) seems to work wonders in the meantime.
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Old 09-09-2007, 03:09 PM
 
Location: SE Florida
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Rapture- Wow, wow, wow! You lucky dog!

940- I have been dosing myself with LOTTERY, but haven't seen any change. Maybe I need a cocktail of the drugs LOTTERY and WINE.
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
 
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Funny you mention that because sometimes its the boss who actually offer to go have a drink somewhere after work! (Hey, his boss used to do it for the crew once in awhile when he was an employ-ee himself, before becoming an employ-er).
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