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Old 09-10-2007, 03:23 PM
Location: southern california
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A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. *He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. *I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. *We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. *You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. *Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. *You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. *You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. *The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah... well... you started it."
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