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Old 08-06-2012, 08:52 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Honest officer

"she was hot as fire and he was worried about the bar burning down."
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:00 AM
 
Location: SW France
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I'll bet she was pissed off.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:09 AM
 
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He was marking his territory!!!!!!
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:16 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Maybe he thought that she was stung by a jellyfish? I understand that the sting of a jellyfish is very painful and the only thing that helps relieve the pain is to put urine on it.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:39 AM
 
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I'll bet she was pissed off.

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Old 08-06-2012, 10:42 AM
 
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Maybe he thought that she was stung by a jellyfish? I understand that the sting of a jellyfish is very painful and the only thing that helps relieve the pain is to put urine on it.
Yes Sir...

I'm thinking you're having a blast with this Thread. LMAO..... Love your comebacks... Wish I could rep you with each one today
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:43 AM
 
Location: On the East Coast
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The woman should of pulled his sausage upward so he would of tinkled on himself! What an a-hole to do something like that!
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:44 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:47 AM
 
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Must have been a regular in the Relationships forum.
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Old 08-06-2012, 03:54 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
A Longmont CO man was arrested after witnesses saw him urinate on a woman’s leg at a local watering hole.
The woman told police she was standing at the bar when the man came up behind her and put his arm around
her to which she responded, “Um, really?”

A few seconds later she felt liquid hitting her leg and when she turned around the man had his snausage
exposed peeing on her leg.

That brings a whole new meaning to the term.. Wet Bar...
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