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Old 05-21-2013, 08:01 AM
 
Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
A New York man, who obviously hasn’t had a date in a long, long, time was arrested after getting way
too familiar with a stick of pepperoni.

Security observed the man walk to the back of the grocery store, drop his drawers and proceed to molest
the pepperoni stick against its will. He’s been charged with not only public lewdness, but 4th degree criminal
mischief because he put the now tainted meat back on the shelf.




Watertown Daily Times | Potsdam man jailed for lewd act at Hannaford’s

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Old 05-21-2013, 08:33 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Morning y’all
. . . . . Didja Know?
A New York man, who obviously hasn’t had a date in a long, long, time was arrested after getting way
too familiar with a stick of pepperoni.

Security observed the man walk to the back of the grocery store, drop his drawers and proceed to molest
the pepperoni stick against its will. He’s been charged with not only public lewdness, but 4th degree criminal
mischief because he put the now tainted meat back on the shelf.




Watertown Daily Times | Potsdam man jailed for lewd act at Hannaford’s
He hasn't had a date in a while.. Sounds like he wanted to.. Rub it in, but let's get down to the.. Meat of the matter, a stick of pepperoni? What a bunch of.. Bologna.. the guy is just.. Nuts! He needs to learn that Pepperoni goes on Pizza, so he should have been forced to buy the item, and to punish him for his.. Cheesy act, he should have been obligated to buy cheese, and mushrooms, along with tomato sauce for his.. Saucy behavior, and the.. Dough, which he has to provide..
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:08 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Well that's the last pepperoni pizza I'm ordering from Papa John's...........................
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:38 AM
 
Location: Out there somewhere...a traveling man.
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He must've been really hard up.
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Old 05-21-2013, 09:41 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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He should have tried online dating first.......................
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:01 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Nope, I didn't know that, Joy. It seems there are a lot of kooks and sickos in the world.

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Old 05-21-2013, 11:31 AM
 
Location: Chicago area
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I think there may be an element of mental illness there. You can find anything on line, including a more appropriate version of fresh meat.
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Old 05-21-2013, 11:33 AM
 
Location: Mayberry
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I did know this one...again. The grocery store did say they replaced the pepperoni
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:02 PM
 
Location: SW France
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Jezer shakes his head in disbelief.
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Old 05-21-2013, 02:33 PM
 
Location: Abilene, Texas
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I think there may be an element of mental illness there. You can find anything on line, including a more appropriate version of fresh meat.
I agree, it sounds like this guy has some mental problems for sure.
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