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11-08-2013, 07:02 AM
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Location: Hermoso y tranquilo Panamá
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Morning y’all
A big shout out to motormaker for today’s DJK. . . . . Didja Know? In many cities around the world citizens face real dangers - roving gangs of juveniles,
meth houses, crack dealers, zombies . . . well, one Portland apartment manager is
dealing with the most terrifying of all - bands of sous-chefs from nearby restaurants
harvesting the wild weeds from his lawn to serve at their establishments
Even though he’s posted signs and messages, he says they won’t stop climbing his fence and
picking the greens growing in a fenced-in alley behind the property. "In some neighborhoods
there's coyotes, some have skunks – here, it's just sous-chefs."
He can always tell they’ve been around because it “smells like brisket."
Portland property owner plagued by weed-stealing sous-chefs | Fox News
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11-08-2013, 07:42 AM
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Location: SW France
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That's a weird DJK Joy.
There is a problem round here of commercial gangs raiding the forest of wild mushrooms.
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11-08-2013, 07:50 AM
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Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Well.. if they want to help me get rid of the weeds in my front and back yards in the spring, they're more than welcome to... 
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11-08-2013, 08:40 AM
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Location: Looking over your shoulder
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sous-chefs 
The only thing I've got in my yard is rocks and those little brown logs that our neighboring dog walkers leave behind. They're welcome to take all the brown logs they want for their restaurant. 
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11-08-2013, 10:17 AM
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Location: Out there somewhere...a traveling man.
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Weed stealers, climbing fences getting high on weed...what happened to the corner broker... 
I have to agree with Ak those little brown logs are a real pain in the arce for us with nice well manicured desert rock yards. |
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11-08-2013, 12:13 PM
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Electrify the fence and charge admittance. Might as well make some money from your weed.
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11-08-2013, 12:28 PM
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Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wit-nit
Weed stealers, climbing fences getting high on weed...what happened to the corner broker...
I have to agree with Ak those little brown logs are a real pain in the arce for us with nice well manicured desert rock yards. |
LOL.. Wit-nit, the corner brokers are Broke..
The Weed Stealers.. that sounds like a Football team.. an off-shoot of the Pittsburgh Steelers..
I don't know about "Manicured desert rocks" .. I tried using Manicure on my desert rocks but the rain kept washing them off.. |
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11-08-2013, 01:25 PM
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Location: Abilene, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnum Mike
Well.. if they want to help me get rid of the weeds in my front and back yards in the spring, they're more than welcome to...
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LOL...Yeah, I hear you Mike. I'd be very happy if someone steals my weeds!...lol. |
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11-08-2013, 01:53 PM
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Location: Texas
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I suppose, since this is America, he could sue the sous-chefs. |
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11-08-2013, 02:13 PM
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the sous-chef needs to come to my neighbors yard, his lawn is not a lawn it's all weeds.
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