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Old 06-10-2014, 01:17 AM
 
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I've thought about printing two groups of signs and posting the whole bunch on one tree or lamp post. Duck season/rabbit season!
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Old 06-10-2014, 01:19 AM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Old 06-10-2014, 01:24 AM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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Here are some signs that are "lost in translation."

What the?
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Old 06-10-2014, 03:15 AM
bjh
 
Location: Memphis - home of the king
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Have some Mountain Dew. That's an order.

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Old 06-10-2014, 10:13 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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No pix, but some interesting signs.

Did I read that sign right?


TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT



In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN



In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?



Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



Spotted in a safari parkI sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR



Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.



Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS



On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Old 06-10-2014, 05:49 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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There's this popular sign in Hondo, Texas. It's been there since I was a kid.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Gau-CreV8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztl85N7gUb4
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Old 06-10-2014, 09:30 PM
 
Location: Northville, MI
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Make your choice fast, or get honked and yelled at. Every time, there is at least some lost soul from the deep south or Midwest messing up .

http://thepulaski.files.wordpress.co...7364261192.jpg
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Old 06-10-2014, 10:24 PM
 
Location: Out there somewhere...a traveling man.
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Old 06-10-2014, 10:32 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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^^

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Old 06-11-2014, 12:59 AM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks View Post
...Every time, there is at least some lost soul from the deep south or Midwest messing up ...
Yep - we folks from the "deep south" are much too dumb to figure-out street signs, or get advanced degrees, or build rockets ...

BTW - a good gargle with saltwater will remove the taste of feet from your mouth.
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