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Old 02-04-2008, 02:11 AM
 
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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but alot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.Here are some examples:

Freezer Bags
They are male,
because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers
These are female,
because once turned off:it takes awhile to warm them again

Tires
Tires are male,because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloons
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under there butt.

Sponges
WebPages
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Hourglass
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers
Male,because in the past 5000 yrs., they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

The Remote Control

Female Ha!! You probably thought it would be male. But consider this; It easily gives a man pleasure, He'd be lost w/out it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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