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Old 12-05-2006, 12:43 PM
 
Location: Chattanooga TN
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They both end up in Judge Joe's court where he determines....
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:49 PM
 
Location: STL
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They both end up in Judge Joe's court where he determines....
that the girl was starving, and had the lawyer not tempted her with his gingerbread house, she would not have been forced to consume it. And he also throws in that there are certain types of material which cannot be used to construct houses. Gingerbread being one of them. Court order is 2500.00 plus court cost. The girl goes shopping and buys...
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:51 PM
 
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A wig, a pack of chewing gum and a vegetable tray...
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:51 PM
 
Location: WPB, FL. Dreaming of Oil city, PA
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that the girl was starving, and had the lawyer not tempted her with his gingerbread house, she would not have been forced to consume it. And he also throws in that there are certain types of material which cannot be used to construct houses. Gingerbread being one of them. Court order is 2500.00 plus court cost. The girl goes shopping and buys...

her own house, something shes always wanted. That house arent made of gingerbread, an unapproved construction material. With the house she bought cheap....
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Old 12-05-2006, 12:59 PM
 
Location: God's Country
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The owner of the home, who we'll call Cletus, starts throwing rocks and sticks at her...
so she runs and hides behind a big oak tree and she sees the tree has a door....
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:31 PM
 
Location: South Carolina
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she opens the door and inside is another door,so she opens it and inside she sees....
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:34 PM
 
Location: STL
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she opens the door and inside is another door,so she opens it and inside she sees....
Visions of sugar plums dancing.. wait.. that's in her head. She opens the other door and she sees a lamp sitting on a table in the middle of a plush, luxourious room. She goes over to rub the lamp...
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:36 PM
 
Location: The southern mountains of NC
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And then she hears a deep voice behind her say...
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:56 PM
 
Location: WPB, FL. Dreaming of Oil city, PA
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her own house, something shes always wanted. That house arent made of gingerbread, an unapproved construction material. With the house she bought cheap....

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And then she hears a deep voice behind her say...

What are you doing in my house? Startled, the princess said but I thought I bought that house, its mine!.....
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:58 PM
 
Location: STL
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What are you doing in my house? Startled, the princess said but I thought I bought that house, its mine!.....
She turns around and sees the lawyer standing there. "I bought this house fair and square" says the princess.

"Ah, but posession is 9/10 of the law" says the lawyer...
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